Chris Smith
@achrissmith.bsky.social
I post snarky things about software.
Dear Apple,
I don’t ever want to see a red notification icon to inform me about some upsell or “free trial” of another service. It’s ad spam.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed, some random on the internet with options on how you should run your multi-bajillion dollar business.
I don’t ever want to see a red notification icon to inform me about some upsell or “free trial” of another service. It’s ad spam.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed, some random on the internet with options on how you should run your multi-bajillion dollar business.
February 7, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Dear Apple,
I don’t ever want to see a red notification icon to inform me about some upsell or “free trial” of another service. It’s ad spam.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed, some random on the internet with options on how you should run your multi-bajillion dollar business.
I don’t ever want to see a red notification icon to inform me about some upsell or “free trial” of another service. It’s ad spam.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Signed, some random on the internet with options on how you should run your multi-bajillion dollar business.
Yeah. This is kinda embarrassing.
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Yeah. This is kinda embarrassing.
Looks like it's time to pack it in for the day.
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Looks like it's time to pack it in for the day.
Fact: iMessage’s “Digital Touch” feature has only ever been used to draw cock and balls.
I’m pretty sure the integration tests at Apple have elaborate ways of drawing C&Bs with all sorts of variations. And the regression test suite is just problematic C&Bs from legacy devices or obscure locales.
I’m pretty sure the integration tests at Apple have elaborate ways of drawing C&Bs with all sorts of variations. And the regression test suite is just problematic C&Bs from legacy devices or obscure locales.
September 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Fact: iMessage’s “Digital Touch” feature has only ever been used to draw cock and balls.
I’m pretty sure the integration tests at Apple have elaborate ways of drawing C&Bs with all sorts of variations. And the regression test suite is just problematic C&Bs from legacy devices or obscure locales.
I’m pretty sure the integration tests at Apple have elaborate ways of drawing C&Bs with all sorts of variations. And the regression test suite is just problematic C&Bs from legacy devices or obscure locales.