Achilles
@achillestheace.bsky.social
Sports and comedy. Comedy and sports.
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Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett is reuniting with the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Lynx in a new, all-encompassing role involving business, community efforts and content development, sources told ESPN. His long-awaited No. 21 Wolves jersey retirement will also happen in Minnesota.
December 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Hall of Famer Kevin Garnett is reuniting with the Minnesota Timberwolves and the Lynx in a new, all-encompassing role involving business, community efforts and content development, sources told ESPN. His long-awaited No. 21 Wolves jersey retirement will also happen in Minnesota.
...is that SLICED cheese on a Philly pizza? 🤢
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
...is that SLICED cheese on a Philly pizza? 🤢
Harden just unlucky fr
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Harden just unlucky fr
6hr drives aren't for the weak
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
6hr drives aren't for the weak
I will be driving the NBA Bluesky traffic up 🙏🏾
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I will be driving the NBA Bluesky traffic up 🙏🏾
Breaking: LaMelo Ball is open to being traded from the Hornets, per @KellyIko
Ball has ‘grown increasingly frustrated’ amid Charlotte’s 4-11 start
Ball has ‘grown increasingly frustrated’ amid Charlotte’s 4-11 start
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Breaking: LaMelo Ball is open to being traded from the Hornets, per @KellyIko
Ball has ‘grown increasingly frustrated’ amid Charlotte’s 4-11 start
Ball has ‘grown increasingly frustrated’ amid Charlotte’s 4-11 start
Bluesky gotta do a better job with video uploads. The format sucks
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Bluesky gotta do a better job with video uploads. The format sucks
Mavs owner summary:
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Mavs owner summary:
If a hood bih thinks you boring you living the right way
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
If a hood bih thinks you boring you living the right way
Can't afford groceries? Here's a weight loss drug that'll suppress your appetite.
Can't afford a home? Here's a 50 year mortgage you'll never pay off.
Can't afford healthcare? Just don't get sick.
🙄🙄🙄
Can't afford a home? Here's a 50 year mortgage you'll never pay off.
Can't afford healthcare? Just don't get sick.
🙄🙄🙄
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Can't afford groceries? Here's a weight loss drug that'll suppress your appetite.
Can't afford a home? Here's a 50 year mortgage you'll never pay off.
Can't afford healthcare? Just don't get sick.
🙄🙄🙄
Can't afford a home? Here's a 50 year mortgage you'll never pay off.
Can't afford healthcare? Just don't get sick.
🙄🙄🙄
They. Do. Not. Care. About. Us.
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They. Do. Not. Care. About. Us.
“Sinners wasn’t that great…”
November 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“Sinners wasn’t that great…”
You ever have to use the bathroom so bad that even when you use the bathroom, it still feel like you gotta go? 💦 🚽
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You ever have to use the bathroom so bad that even when you use the bathroom, it still feel like you gotta go? 💦 🚽
Day 1 begins fellas
November 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Day 1 begins fellas
Guess I need a new 2K coach...
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Guess I need a new 2K coach...
10 year old me at recess when 🥷 started doing backflips in front of my crush:
elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while standing in a kitchen .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is making a funny face while standing in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
10 year old me at recess when 🥷 started doing backflips in front of my crush:
My 2k build is the best 🤞🏾
September 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
My 2k build is the best 🤞🏾
i love being in my house. the crime rate low & weed is legal.
September 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
i love being in my house. the crime rate low & weed is legal.
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The Blinding of Samson (flipped), by Peter Paul Rubens, 1609-10, 📸 by @WmGlasheen
September 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The Blinding of Samson (flipped), by Peter Paul Rubens, 1609-10, 📸 by @WmGlasheen
Patriots can make changes to improve. I believe
September 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Patriots can make changes to improve. I believe
Amazing! Love this for Melo
September 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Amazing! Love this for Melo
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FROM SHAMS:
NBA spokesman Mike Bass tells ESPN: “We are aware of this morning’s media report regarding the LA Clippers and are commencing an investigation.”
NBA spokesman Mike Bass tells ESPN: “We are aware of this morning’s media report regarding the LA Clippers and are commencing an investigation.”
September 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
FROM SHAMS:
NBA spokesman Mike Bass tells ESPN: “We are aware of this morning’s media report regarding the LA Clippers and are commencing an investigation.”
NBA spokesman Mike Bass tells ESPN: “We are aware of this morning’s media report regarding the LA Clippers and are commencing an investigation.”
Hopefully everyone okay at Umass Lowell
September 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hopefully everyone okay at Umass Lowell
McDonald's is so struggling so much they are charging EXTRA for sweet tea....
August 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
McDonald's is so struggling so much they are charging EXTRA for sweet tea....
I need some new hoop 🏀 friends fr
August 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I need some new hoop 🏀 friends fr