Lots of white, monolingual English-speaking people have gotten tattoos in languages other than English. I got a degree in linguistics earlier this month, so instead of another language I got a tattoo in phonetic transcription.

I'm glad my team isn't going to be invited to the White House anytime soon.

Any other linguistics nerds with a side interest in journalism on here? Check out what I just got.

In honor of the beginning of the Lenten Season.

One of these will be my next tattoo.

One of my local grocery stores had key limes, so I made pie.

Potential future tattoo: a vowel space chart representing the California Vowel Shift.

The sequel to Untitled Goose Game should be set in Vichy France.

My friends and I have totally normal conversations.

Petition to replace the English word "food processor" with a calque of the French. I want a culinary robot.

Have I mentioned that I'll be studying forensic linguistics next semester? My professor is letting me borrow this bigass book for the class. Yay for not having to purchase a textbook!

That just seems wrong to me. I feel like that /d͡ʒ/ ought to be a /g/.