I don't know what the Criterion Closet is and I don't ever care to be told
November 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I don't know what the Criterion Closet is and I don't ever care to be told
Don't ever approach me with a sourdough starter. I don't have the constitution for that.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Don't ever approach me with a sourdough starter. I don't have the constitution for that.
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I was not put on this earth to work. I was put here to get a new hobby every week and then move on as soon as I get even a little bit good at it
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I was not put on this earth to work. I was put here to get a new hobby every week and then move on as soon as I get even a little bit good at it
Okay I'll admit it - it never made sense to me that in Mean Girls, Damian says "that's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets" because Gretchen Weiners' hair is beautifully curled to perfection and is not, in fact, big at all
July 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Okay I'll admit it - it never made sense to me that in Mean Girls, Damian says "that's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets" because Gretchen Weiners' hair is beautifully curled to perfection and is not, in fact, big at all
i don't want to be a curmudgeon party pooper but every time one of my friends sends me a reel or a picture or anything that's AI generated i want to scream "you must never do this again"
June 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i don't want to be a curmudgeon party pooper but every time one of my friends sends me a reel or a picture or anything that's AI generated i want to scream "you must never do this again"
when i am cold, i am useless. when i am hot, i am useless. pray you catch me on a day where the temperature is between 64 and 82 degrees.
May 23, 2025 at 11:16 AM
when i am cold, i am useless. when i am hot, i am useless. pray you catch me on a day where the temperature is between 64 and 82 degrees.
digging my winter sweaters back out in the midst of may. i love my unhinged and deeply unwell wife, mother nature.
May 23, 2025 at 11:14 AM
digging my winter sweaters back out in the midst of may. i love my unhinged and deeply unwell wife, mother nature.
People who say shit like "the only person I need is my significant other" are sick in the head. Why don't you have FRIENDS, you freak?!
May 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
People who say shit like "the only person I need is my significant other" are sick in the head. Why don't you have FRIENDS, you freak?!
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If you like the horrific slop known as "oatmeal" that's your business but keep it to yourself. Don't barge into my replies to defend it. Don't tell me about the 50 ingredients I need to add to make it edible. Do not tell me that cooking cardboard is a "skill issue"
May 20, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you like the horrific slop known as "oatmeal" that's your business but keep it to yourself. Don't barge into my replies to defend it. Don't tell me about the 50 ingredients I need to add to make it edible. Do not tell me that cooking cardboard is a "skill issue"
we, as a species, are entirely too obsessed with protein
May 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
we, as a species, are entirely too obsessed with protein
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“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
May 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing
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another day of truly saying whatever the fuck. another day of opening my mouth and being surprised and confused by the sentences coming out of it
May 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
another day of truly saying whatever the fuck. another day of opening my mouth and being surprised and confused by the sentences coming out of it
lord help me, the town facebook group is talking about otter scat again
March 11, 2025 at 11:08 AM
lord help me, the town facebook group is talking about otter scat again
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Gabby Windey poet laureate when.
March 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Gabby Windey poet laureate when.
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“What would the Founding Fathers think” buddy I don’t care what my regular father thinks
February 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“What would the Founding Fathers think” buddy I don’t care what my regular father thinks
I don't ever want to hear the word "birb"
February 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I don't ever want to hear the word "birb"
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Give Doechii the Pulitzer
February 5, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Give Doechii the Pulitzer
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My thirst for sweet treats remains unquenchable.
January 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My thirst for sweet treats remains unquenchable.
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Sometimes there’s a fight between Hollywood people and it’s impossible to pick sides bc they both seem utterly insufferable
December 22, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Sometimes there’s a fight between Hollywood people and it’s impossible to pick sides bc they both seem utterly insufferable
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If only we could have seen John Wilkes Booth’s tumblr
December 10, 2024 at 3:14 PM
If only we could have seen John Wilkes Booth’s tumblr
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“They took all the trees and put ‘em in a tree museum” OK well that museum sounds cool as hell.
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM
“They took all the trees and put ‘em in a tree museum” OK well that museum sounds cool as hell.