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aceyyy.bsky.social
trash pearlrose dealer (acey)
@aceyyy.bsky.social
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what up it's acey ⭐️ writer of scripts, fanfiction, a blog, and shitposts 💜 they/she 🏳️‍🌈 nb butch lesbian 🌸 over 30 (and flirty) ✨ https://aceynickel.substack.com 🔥 https://www.buymeacoffee.com/aceynickel
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aceyyy.bsky.social
proof that i do in fact have a huge ass
A short-haired femby in a blue velvet suit is seen from the back. Their ass is massive.
December 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
A Discord screenshot showing a message from someone with the display name "chain bastard," reading "Woke Strong Bad be like 'you gotta have blue hair and pronouns'"
December 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
@tmbg.bsky.social your music gives my cat the zoomies (cat in question pictured)
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
@tmbg.love Philly Cheesesteak is here and perfect!!
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
decided i needed to use my tumblr icon here too because it's very good and i'm very proud of it
John Linnell of They Might Be Giants or possibly Alison Bechdel (I'm not saying which that's for you to guess) holds a mic; the lesbian pride flag is superimposed behind them.
August 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
this is my thesis statement
July 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
aceyyy.bsky.social
the world sucks but at least i have purple hair
A white person with short purple hair, lip piercings, and aviator glasses smiles for the camera, wearing a neon colorblock jacket and a beige top.
July 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
as a writer this remains my all time favorite dril tweet
June 4, 2025 at 4:36 AM
aceyyy.bsky.social
he was Helping
A brown tabby cat with green eyes stands inside a dishwasher.
May 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
March 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
birthday tiramisu feat. @tmbg.bsky.social
A large tiramisu with the text "32 birthdays, counted 'em myself!" and the album art for They Might Be Giants' self-titled debut album.
February 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
EXCESSIVELY SILLY
Philly Cheesesteak, a brown tabby cat, sits atop a blanket with a piece of brown paper on top of him and a wild-eyed expression. He's attacking the paper but you can't really tell in the pic.
February 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
he's constantly texting me the dadliest dad jokes possible it's a whole thing

here's another from the other day
A text message from Acey's dad that reads "What do you call an Indian who doesn't identify as any gender? Naan binary."
January 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
aceyyy.bsky.social
my dad is a fucking menace
A text message exchange. The first message, from Acey's dad, says, "In order to have a murder of crows, there must be probable caws." Acey then responds with a simple "Fuck."
January 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
planning to buy a lesbian flag blanket not just because i'm gay but because i'm hoping in vain that it'll keep my cat from trying to steal the actual flag on my wall
A brown tabby cat named Philly Cheesesteak stands atop the headboard of a bed, attacking a lesbian pride flag hanging on the wall.
January 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
him so hambdsom
A very handsome brown tabby cat named Philly Cheesesteak lounges atop a pile of blankets and plushies while looking at the camera.
January 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
him lov box
Philly Cheesesteak, a brown tabby cat, pokes his head out from a large cardboard box that's sitting on its side. The same cat sits atop the same box, looking regal.
January 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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tub is box
Philly Cheesesteak, a brown tabby cat, sits in a bathtub looking at the camera. Another picture of the same cat in the same tub, this one closer up, with Philly looking just to the side.
January 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
events of last night
January 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
excessively silly
A brown tabby cat has silly wiggles atop his cat tree. The same brown tabby cat continues to have silly wiggles. Even more silly wiggles from the same brown tabby cat, this time featuring him poking his tongue out in a perfect little blep.
January 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
so he was actually mid-yawn here but it looks like he's trying to look all tough 😭
A brown tabby cat makes what looks to be a snarl at the camera.
January 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
he stand like a man
A brown tabby cat stands on his hind legs looking out the window, with one paw resting on the windowsill and the other dangling by his side.
January 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
aceyyy.bsky.social
truer words have never been spoken. relatedly philly cheesesteak is the most handsomest boi ever
January 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
aceyyy.bsky.social
we are committed to staying silly
A brown tabby cat lies in a brown cat tree, looking at the camera upside-down.
January 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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HANDSOME little man
A very handsome brown tabby cat with beautiful green eyes and a cute green neckerchief poses atop a small garbage can.
January 19, 2025 at 7:02 AM