Whimsical Helldiver🔆🦬
@acewizardnz.bsky.social
"I cannot remember a night so dark as to have hindered the coming day".
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Here's my policy proposal for 2028, please vote for me.
I need head fr
January 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I need head fr
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Accidentally made my knowledge intelligible for mortals and now the other eldritch gods are laughing at me
December 23, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Accidentally made my knowledge intelligible for mortals and now the other eldritch gods are laughing at me
The temptation to horny post on main is speaking to me like the fucking green goblin mask.
December 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
The temptation to horny post on main is speaking to me like the fucking green goblin mask.
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Yet to see a bsky post that matches this aura
December 18, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Yet to see a bsky post that matches this aura
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Stuck at home and I'm genuinely tweaking I need to be out of the house immediately
December 16, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Stuck at home and I'm genuinely tweaking I need to be out of the house immediately
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I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
December 15, 2024 at 8:00 PM
I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt
Life update: fuck
December 14, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Life update: fuck
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Cybertruck with high beams on blew past me on the highway out of Vegas yesterday night. Thirty minutes later I spotted it from the road parked alone at a deserted charging station in the middle of nowhere. See you in LA loser ✌️🤪
December 12, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Cybertruck with high beams on blew past me on the highway out of Vegas yesterday night. Thirty minutes later I spotted it from the road parked alone at a deserted charging station in the middle of nowhere. See you in LA loser ✌️🤪
LISAN AL GAIB!
December 12, 2024 at 7:23 AM
LISAN AL GAIB!
"OwO woopsies"
#BREAKING 🚨 South Korean president Yoon Suk Yeol has apologised in an address to the nation for the ‘confusion’ caused by his martial law declaration
He says he is ‘sincerely sorry’ and won’t enact martial law again, ahead of an expected impeachment vote
He says he is ‘sincerely sorry’ and won’t enact martial law again, ahead of an expected impeachment vote
December 7, 2024 at 10:24 AM
"OwO woopsies"
They really have nothing on this guy lol. It's 3 blurry ass images that are very clearly not the same person
December 6, 2024 at 4:22 PM
They really have nothing on this guy lol. It's 3 blurry ass images that are very clearly not the same person
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I am in fucking tears.
Just visited some friends in Oklahoma City who made me aware of this sculpture affectionately referred to as the “OKC Cock Ring.”
How the fuck this made it through an approval process, I have no idea. But it did make me laugh harder than I have in weeks.
Just visited some friends in Oklahoma City who made me aware of this sculpture affectionately referred to as the “OKC Cock Ring.”
How the fuck this made it through an approval process, I have no idea. But it did make me laugh harder than I have in weeks.
December 6, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I am in fucking tears.
Just visited some friends in Oklahoma City who made me aware of this sculpture affectionately referred to as the “OKC Cock Ring.”
How the fuck this made it through an approval process, I have no idea. But it did make me laugh harder than I have in weeks.
Just visited some friends in Oklahoma City who made me aware of this sculpture affectionately referred to as the “OKC Cock Ring.”
How the fuck this made it through an approval process, I have no idea. But it did make me laugh harder than I have in weeks.
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Nothing brings people together like the vigilante style assassination of a billionaire who got rich off the backs of the sick and dying.
Nice to see some unity in these here trying times.
Nice to see some unity in these here trying times.
December 6, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Nothing brings people together like the vigilante style assassination of a billionaire who got rich off the backs of the sick and dying.
Nice to see some unity in these here trying times.
Nice to see some unity in these here trying times.
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Wait, what? I thought the correct response to gun violence in the US was “thoughts and prayers to all who were affected”.
December 6, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Wait, what? I thought the correct response to gun violence in the US was “thoughts and prayers to all who were affected”.
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Why tf was Spotify Wrapped so underwhelming this year?
I don’t give a shit that in April my vibe was “Sloppy Psychadelic Ska Yacht Rock.”
Feels like all we really got was top songs, artists and listing hours. Pretty much the bare minimum.
I don’t give a shit that in April my vibe was “Sloppy Psychadelic Ska Yacht Rock.”
Feels like all we really got was top songs, artists and listing hours. Pretty much the bare minimum.
December 6, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Why tf was Spotify Wrapped so underwhelming this year?
I don’t give a shit that in April my vibe was “Sloppy Psychadelic Ska Yacht Rock.”
Feels like all we really got was top songs, artists and listing hours. Pretty much the bare minimum.
I don’t give a shit that in April my vibe was “Sloppy Psychadelic Ska Yacht Rock.”
Feels like all we really got was top songs, artists and listing hours. Pretty much the bare minimum.
Gin and tonic yummy
December 5, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Gin and tonic yummy
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oh this is bad. far right dictatorship is back on the menu. welcome back Syngman Rhee
December 5, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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