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I got this scar from fighting a MAGA troll, this one from chasing off a Proud Boi, this one from burying an Oath Keeper...
2025? I've never been this far into the future.
December 31, 2024 at 7:10 PM
2025? I've never been this far into the future.
Oh. Cuffing season is NOTHING like I thought it would be.
December 31, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Oh. Cuffing season is NOTHING like I thought it would be.
Diet Tip; don't eat anything on an empty stomach.
December 31, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Diet Tip; don't eat anything on an empty stomach.
How 'bout that geographically co-located professional athletic franchise, huh?
December 30, 2024 at 7:32 PM
How 'bout that geographically co-located professional athletic franchise, huh?
First time I saw sex, it was on a nature documentary.
So our sex feels like a version of big bugs doin' it.
So our sex feels like a version of big bugs doin' it.
December 27, 2024 at 9:44 PM
First time I saw sex, it was on a nature documentary.
So our sex feels like a version of big bugs doin' it.
So our sex feels like a version of big bugs doin' it.
Please check under your chair for my emotional support asp.
December 27, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Please check under your chair for my emotional support asp.
Wow, somebody saved Christmas again.
December 27, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Wow, somebody saved Christmas again.
A year in the making!
My Year in Review titled "2024, The Year In Wore Out".
www.lakewoodlyre.com/news/2024-th...
My Year in Review titled "2024, The Year In Wore Out".
www.lakewoodlyre.com/news/2024-th...
2024; The Year In Wore Out — Lakewood Lyre
Every year has certain recurring stories. North Korea threatened US. And we supposedly found Amelia Earhart’s plane again. Supposedly. Breaking news, the Republicans disapprove...
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December 26, 2024 at 7:50 PM
A year in the making!
My Year in Review titled "2024, The Year In Wore Out".
www.lakewoodlyre.com/news/2024-th...
My Year in Review titled "2024, The Year In Wore Out".
www.lakewoodlyre.com/news/2024-th...
Grease-on Seatings.
December 25, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Grease-on Seatings.
Reposted by chasinlakewood, kinsmed, ace, duke...
Jesus. One time I didn't pronounce the "T" in Christmas.
Now Holiday Judas isn't going to betray me.
Now Holiday Judas isn't going to betray me.
December 21, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Jesus. One time I didn't pronounce the "T" in Christmas.
Now Holiday Judas isn't going to betray me.
Now Holiday Judas isn't going to betray me.
The world was supposed to end 12 years ago today.
Maybe it did?
Maybe it did?
December 21, 2024 at 9:20 PM
The world was supposed to end 12 years ago today.
Maybe it did?
Maybe it did?
All of my taxes live in excess.
December 21, 2024 at 1:23 AM
All of my taxes live in excess.
Okay, then what IS the correct response for hearing the word 'titular'.
December 20, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Okay, then what IS the correct response for hearing the word 'titular'.
When Trump is inaugurated do we have to stop saying "Happy Honda Days" or "Toyotathon is on!"?
December 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
When Trump is inaugurated do we have to stop saying "Happy Honda Days" or "Toyotathon is on!"?
Can I be fashion-conscious and NOT gay?
December 20, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Can I be fashion-conscious and NOT gay?
My police detective girlfriend is no fun during sex.
Once I get tired she yells "Zoom!" "Enhance!" "Zoom!" "Enhance!..."
Once I get tired she yells "Zoom!" "Enhance!" "Zoom!" "Enhance!..."
December 20, 2024 at 7:33 PM
My police detective girlfriend is no fun during sex.
Once I get tired she yells "Zoom!" "Enhance!" "Zoom!" "Enhance!..."
Once I get tired she yells "Zoom!" "Enhance!" "Zoom!" "Enhance!..."
I cut my fudge into smaller pieces so I can have twice as many.
December 20, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I cut my fudge into smaller pieces so I can have twice as many.
Goldurned illegal immygrints, takin' jobs away from English starlings...
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www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-t...
Endangered Thick-Billed Parrot That Once Roamed the US Is on the Way to Recovery
The thick-billed parrot is a characteristic and emblematic species of the Southwest, and occurred in both Arizona and New Mexico.
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December 19, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Goldurned illegal immygrints, takin' jobs away from English starlings...
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-t...
www.goodnewsnetwork.org/endangered-t...
Omigod. Deep dive into "More Feeds".
NOTHING on Comedy/Humor.
Now when we need it so badly.
Anybody?
Anybody?
NOTHING on Comedy/Humor.
Now when we need it so badly.
Anybody?
Anybody?
December 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Omigod. Deep dive into "More Feeds".
NOTHING on Comedy/Humor.
Now when we need it so badly.
Anybody?
Anybody?
NOTHING on Comedy/Humor.
Now when we need it so badly.
Anybody?
Anybody?
Sure, leave your receipt in the ATM.
Doesn't tell me you're rich.
Tells me you don't know to invest.
And that your paperwork is somebody's else's opportunity.
Doesn't tell me you're rich.
Tells me you don't know to invest.
And that your paperwork is somebody's else's opportunity.
December 10, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Sure, leave your receipt in the ATM.
Doesn't tell me you're rich.
Tells me you don't know to invest.
And that your paperwork is somebody's else's opportunity.
Doesn't tell me you're rich.
Tells me you don't know to invest.
And that your paperwork is somebody's else's opportunity.
When conservatives say America is not a democracy, agree with them.
Then ask them to look up the definition of 'plutocracy'.
Then ask them to look up the definition of 'plutocracy'.
December 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
When conservatives say America is not a democracy, agree with them.
Then ask them to look up the definition of 'plutocracy'.
Then ask them to look up the definition of 'plutocracy'.
Were robots invented to look at their hands?
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Were robots invented to look at their hands?
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
to get slapped in the mouth right away...
to get slapped in the mouth right away...
December 10, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
to get slapped in the mouth right away...
to get slapped in the mouth right away...