Ace Armstrong
@acesmellsfunny.bsky.social
Stand-up comedian, actor, and musician Ace Armstrong is a former radio personality who is a mild-mannered attorney by day, but a mildly annoying comedian at night.
Check out my debut double album, "Funny/Not Funny" at acearmstrong.bandcamp.com!
Check out my debut double album, "Funny/Not Funny" at acearmstrong.bandcamp.com!
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful to be male.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful to be male.
#ThankfulNovember
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful to be male.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful to be male.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today I am thankful for my mobile phone because I can post this while pooping.
#ThankfulNovember
Today I am thankful for my mobile phone because I can post this while pooping.
#ThankfulNovember
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today I am thankful for my mobile phone because I can post this while pooping.
#ThankfulNovember
Today I am thankful for my mobile phone because I can post this while pooping.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for Marjorie Taylor Green, who is like a walking episode of "Drunk History".
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for Marjorie Taylor Green, who is like a walking episode of "Drunk History".
#ThankfulNovember
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for Marjorie Taylor Green, who is like a walking episode of "Drunk History".
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for Marjorie Taylor Green, who is like a walking episode of "Drunk History".
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
I am thankful today that I don't have that "not so fresh feeling."
#ThankfulNovember
I am thankful today that I don't have that "not so fresh feeling."
#ThankfulNovember
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
I am thankful today that I don't have that "not so fresh feeling."
#ThankfulNovember
I am thankful today that I don't have that "not so fresh feeling."
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for Jack Shit. I don't know the man, but everyone seems to think I should.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for Jack Shit. I don't know the man, but everyone seems to think I should.
#ThankfulNovember
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 AM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for Jack Shit. I don't know the man, but everyone seems to think I should.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for Jack Shit. I don't know the man, but everyone seems to think I should.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for the double entendre...because it's way harder than the single entendre.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for the double entendre...because it's way harder than the single entendre.
#ThankfulNovember
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for the double entendre...because it's way harder than the single entendre.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for the double entendre...because it's way harder than the single entendre.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for the internet, because I can offend millions of people at a time, instead of doing it one-at-a-time, door-to-door like I used to.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for the internet, because I can offend millions of people at a time, instead of doing it one-at-a-time, door-to-door like I used to.
#ThankfulNovember
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for the internet, because I can offend millions of people at a time, instead of doing it one-at-a-time, door-to-door like I used to.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for the internet, because I can offend millions of people at a time, instead of doing it one-at-a-time, door-to-door like I used to.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for my Bluetooth earbuds so I can look like a crazy homeless guy while talking to my wife about the groceries.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for my Bluetooth earbuds so I can look like a crazy homeless guy while talking to my wife about the groceries.
#ThankfulNovember
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for my Bluetooth earbuds so I can look like a crazy homeless guy while talking to my wife about the groceries.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for my Bluetooth earbuds so I can look like a crazy homeless guy while talking to my wife about the groceries.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today I am thankful for swear words, without which I would have nothing to say while doing home improvement projects.
#ThankfulNovember
Today I am thankful for swear words, without which I would have nothing to say while doing home improvement projects.
#ThankfulNovember
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today I am thankful for swear words, without which I would have nothing to say while doing home improvement projects.
#ThankfulNovember
Today I am thankful for swear words, without which I would have nothing to say while doing home improvement projects.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
I really like the meatballs at Ikea, so today I am thankful for horses.
#ThankfulNovember
I really like the meatballs at Ikea, so today I am thankful for horses.
#ThankfulNovember
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
I really like the meatballs at Ikea, so today I am thankful for horses.
#ThankfulNovember
I really like the meatballs at Ikea, so today I am thankful for horses.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today I am thankful I gave my wife my social media passwords. She is so smart and sexy and funny and nice and completely wonderful in every way.
#ThankfulNovember
Today I am thankful I gave my wife my social media passwords. She is so smart and sexy and funny and nice and completely wonderful in every way.
#ThankfulNovember
November 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today I am thankful I gave my wife my social media passwords. She is so smart and sexy and funny and nice and completely wonderful in every way.
#ThankfulNovember
Today I am thankful I gave my wife my social media passwords. She is so smart and sexy and funny and nice and completely wonderful in every way.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful to be a mammal.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful to be a mammal.
#ThankfulNovember
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful to be a mammal.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful to be a mammal.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
I am thankful today for duct tape, the world's cheapest babysitter.
#ThankfulNovember
I am thankful today for duct tape, the world's cheapest babysitter.
#ThankfulNovember
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
I am thankful today for duct tape, the world's cheapest babysitter.
#ThankfulNovember
I am thankful today for duct tape, the world's cheapest babysitter.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful to coffee for preventing me from going on multiple killing sprees.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful to coffee for preventing me from going on multiple killing sprees.
#ThankfulNovember
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful to coffee for preventing me from going on multiple killing sprees.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful to coffee for preventing me from going on multiple killing sprees.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Tomorrow, I was thankful for time travel.
#ThankfulNovember
Tomorrow, I was thankful for time travel.
#ThankfulNovember
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Tomorrow, I was thankful for time travel.
#ThankfulNovember
Tomorrow, I was thankful for time travel.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for sexual reproduction, because let's face it: amoeba porn would be pretty boring.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for sexual reproduction, because let's face it: amoeba porn would be pretty boring.
#ThankfulNovember
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for sexual reproduction, because let's face it: amoeba porn would be pretty boring.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for sexual reproduction, because let's face it: amoeba porn would be pretty boring.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for dogs, because no matter how down I am on humanity, I can at least say we don't eat our own feces.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for dogs, because no matter how down I am on humanity, I can at least say we don't eat our own feces.
#ThankfulNovember
November 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for dogs, because no matter how down I am on humanity, I can at least say we don't eat our own feces.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for dogs, because no matter how down I am on humanity, I can at least say we don't eat our own feces.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for Mexican food because it turns my colon into a chemical weapons factory & I can clear a room in seconds. Mexican food is like Popeye's spinach, only for my colon.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for Mexican food because it turns my colon into a chemical weapons factory & I can clear a room in seconds. Mexican food is like Popeye's spinach, only for my colon.
#ThankfulNovember
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for Mexican food because it turns my colon into a chemical weapons factory & I can clear a room in seconds. Mexican food is like Popeye's spinach, only for my colon.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for Mexican food because it turns my colon into a chemical weapons factory & I can clear a room in seconds. Mexican food is like Popeye's spinach, only for my colon.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful no super heroes live in my city. Can you imagine what insurance rates must be like in Metropolis and Gotham?
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful no super heroes live in my city. Can you imagine what insurance rates must be like in Metropolis and Gotham?
#ThankfulNovember
November 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful no super heroes live in my city. Can you imagine what insurance rates must be like in Metropolis and Gotham?
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful no super heroes live in my city. Can you imagine what insurance rates must be like in Metropolis and Gotham?
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for our new benevolent mind-controlling alien overlords. All hail the benevolent mind controlling alien overlords!
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for our new benevolent mind-controlling alien overlords. All hail the benevolent mind controlling alien overlords!
#ThankfulNovember
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for our new benevolent mind-controlling alien overlords. All hail the benevolent mind controlling alien overlords!
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for our new benevolent mind-controlling alien overlords. All hail the benevolent mind controlling alien overlords!
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today I am thankful for the hand bra. Because, you know, I have hands.
#ThankfulNovember
Today I am thankful for the hand bra. Because, you know, I have hands.
#ThankfulNovember
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today I am thankful for the hand bra. Because, you know, I have hands.
#ThankfulNovember
Today I am thankful for the hand bra. Because, you know, I have hands.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for social media, which has proven my theory that humans are all terrible people.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for social media, which has proven my theory that humans are all terrible people.
#ThankfulNovember
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 AM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for social media, which has proven my theory that humans are all terrible people.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for social media, which has proven my theory that humans are all terrible people.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am overcoming my fear of arachnids, so I am thankful for eight-step programs.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am overcoming my fear of arachnids, so I am thankful for eight-step programs.
#ThankfulNovember
November 4, 2025 at 12:03 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am overcoming my fear of arachnids, so I am thankful for eight-step programs.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am overcoming my fear of arachnids, so I am thankful for eight-step programs.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for socks, because it would be inconvenient to stuff a shoe into my pants.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for socks, because it would be inconvenient to stuff a shoe into my pants.
#ThankfulNovember
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for socks, because it would be inconvenient to stuff a shoe into my pants.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for socks, because it would be inconvenient to stuff a shoe into my pants.
#ThankfulNovember
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for the end of daylight savings time so that I can have an extra hour to spend seething that I don't have an extra hour every day.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for the end of daylight savings time so that I can have an extra hour to spend seething that I don't have an extra hour every day.
#ThankfulNovember
November 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
It's November, the month where I remind myself every day of something I am thankful for.
Today, I am thankful for the end of daylight savings time so that I can have an extra hour to spend seething that I don't have an extra hour every day.
#ThankfulNovember
Today, I am thankful for the end of daylight savings time so that I can have an extra hour to spend seething that I don't have an extra hour every day.
#ThankfulNovember