Ace of Waggery
@aceofwaggery.bsky.social
"Is *everything* a joke to you??"
"No... but I'm working on it."
I'm just here to post humor and follow/favorite/boost others who do the same.
Photography: https://flickr.com/photos/ace_e
"No... but I'm working on it."
I'm just here to post humor and follow/favorite/boost others who do the same.
Photography: https://flickr.com/photos/ace_e
Just heard about a thing called "marble racing"...How the heck do the drivers stay on??
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Just heard about a thing called "marble racing"...How the heck do the drivers stay on??
I love garlic - I eat so much of it that I'd never have to fear vampires. A werewolf would probably consider me exquisitely seasoned though, so 50/50.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I love garlic - I eat so much of it that I'd never have to fear vampires. A werewolf would probably consider me exquisitely seasoned though, so 50/50.
I was asked what would be a relationship dealbreaker for me. I had to think about it for a minute, but I settled on murder. She wouldn't even have to kill *me*, could be anyone! Some folks may not agree with me, they might say I'm being too picky, but I don't care. That's where I draw the line.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was asked what would be a relationship dealbreaker for me. I had to think about it for a minute, but I settled on murder. She wouldn't even have to kill *me*, could be anyone! Some folks may not agree with me, they might say I'm being too picky, but I don't care. That's where I draw the line.
I like to make bitter derisive comments, then take them back and apologize. I call it "sarcatch and release".
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I like to make bitter derisive comments, then take them back and apologize. I call it "sarcatch and release".
Building a hoard of obsolete currencies is on my ducat list.
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Building a hoard of obsolete currencies is on my ducat list.
Bad tattoo idea: an Expiration Date
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Bad tattoo idea: an Expiration Date
Coming In to your parents (admitting you're hetero)
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Coming In to your parents (admitting you're hetero)
When people leave hinge do they become unhinged?
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When people leave hinge do they become unhinged?
Last night I danced at a popular club where DJ @!!+??*&^% played literally banging beats, using records of Loony Toons sound effects.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Last night I danced at a popular club where DJ @!!+??*&^% played literally banging beats, using records of Loony Toons sound effects.
Last night I dreamed I was just...sleeping. I had a nice place under low-hanging pine branches where nobody could see me, and I napped and napped. It was a very pleasant dream. Unfortunately that didn't translate into being more rested or energetic than usual today.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Last night I dreamed I was just...sleeping. I had a nice place under low-hanging pine branches where nobody could see me, and I napped and napped. It was a very pleasant dream. Unfortunately that didn't translate into being more rested or energetic than usual today.
In my dream last night, a friend described someone's illness on a cellular/molecular level instead of with general symptoms. This morning she mentioned she'd just started reading a book about how mitochondria work. Synchronicity, synchronicity ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FP...
The Police - Synchronicity II (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO
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November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
In my dream last night, a friend described someone's illness on a cellular/molecular level instead of with general symptoms. This morning she mentioned she'd just started reading a book about how mitochondria work. Synchronicity, synchronicity ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FP...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5FP...
I've heard that if you start Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' album at the beginning of the Peanuts Christmas TV special, Charlie Brown "kills" his tree just as the vocal starts in 'The Great Gig in the Sky'.
November 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I've heard that if you start Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' album at the beginning of the Peanuts Christmas TV special, Charlie Brown "kills" his tree just as the vocal starts in 'The Great Gig in the Sky'.
BREAKING NEWS:
Rice Krispies mascot retires; Snap and Crackle meet their new associate Pete
Rice Krispies mascot retires; Snap and Crackle meet their new associate Pete
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS:
Rice Krispies mascot retires; Snap and Crackle meet their new associate Pete
Rice Krispies mascot retires; Snap and Crackle meet their new associate Pete
Whenever my boss comes by my desk, I always make sure he finds me working at a brief pace.
November 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Whenever my boss comes by my desk, I always make sure he finds me working at a brief pace.
Things that sound like euphemisms, but aren't:
- Lubing the tractor
- Filing a motion
- Feeding the Mogwai
- Binging a season
- Instigating an uprising
- Abrading a callus
- Grooming the stallion
- Traversing the beaver dam
- Lubing the tractor
- Filing a motion
- Feeding the Mogwai
- Binging a season
- Instigating an uprising
- Abrading a callus
- Grooming the stallion
- Traversing the beaver dam
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Things that sound like euphemisms, but aren't:
- Lubing the tractor
- Filing a motion
- Feeding the Mogwai
- Binging a season
- Instigating an uprising
- Abrading a callus
- Grooming the stallion
- Traversing the beaver dam
- Lubing the tractor
- Filing a motion
- Feeding the Mogwai
- Binging a season
- Instigating an uprising
- Abrading a callus
- Grooming the stallion
- Traversing the beaver dam
Most famous seas of the Moon:
Mare Tranquilitatis
Mare Imbrium
Mare Epoppins
Mare de Lune
Mare Tranquilitatis
Mare Imbrium
Mare Epoppins
Mare de Lune
October 31, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Most famous seas of the Moon:
Mare Tranquilitatis
Mare Imbrium
Mare Epoppins
Mare de Lune
Mare Tranquilitatis
Mare Imbrium
Mare Epoppins
Mare de Lune
I was reading an article about how to clean up/"simplify" your online presence, and one suggestion was to "Delete forgotten accounts".
...If you've forgotten them, how are you going to know to delete them??
...If you've forgotten them, how are you going to know to delete them??
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I was reading an article about how to clean up/"simplify" your online presence, and one suggestion was to "Delete forgotten accounts".
...If you've forgotten them, how are you going to know to delete them??
...If you've forgotten them, how are you going to know to delete them??
He eats a chocolate cake
He eats a gluten-free cake
He eats a vegan cake
He eats a keto cake
--Chumbawumba, 'Cakethumping'
He eats a gluten-free cake
He eats a vegan cake
He eats a keto cake
--Chumbawumba, 'Cakethumping'
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He eats a chocolate cake
He eats a gluten-free cake
He eats a vegan cake
He eats a keto cake
--Chumbawumba, 'Cakethumping'
He eats a gluten-free cake
He eats a vegan cake
He eats a keto cake
--Chumbawumba, 'Cakethumping'
Carly Rae Jepsen dug deep into her lit-nerd background for her follow-up hit single:
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
October 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen dug deep into her lit-nerd background for her follow-up hit single:
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
ok but could an infinite number of Shakespeares produce the complete works of Francis Bacon
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
ok but could an infinite number of Shakespeares produce the complete works of Francis Bacon
Infinite monkeys with typewriters doing their best:
Orang-eo and Gorill-ette
Merchimp of Venice
Two Gentlechimps of Verona
Ape's You Like It
Merry Bonobos of Windsor
Orang-eo and Gorill-ette
Merchimp of Venice
Two Gentlechimps of Verona
Ape's You Like It
Merry Bonobos of Windsor
October 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Infinite monkeys with typewriters doing their best:
Orang-eo and Gorill-ette
Merchimp of Venice
Two Gentlechimps of Verona
Ape's You Like It
Merry Bonobos of Windsor
Orang-eo and Gorill-ette
Merchimp of Venice
Two Gentlechimps of Verona
Ape's You Like It
Merry Bonobos of Windsor
Just once I'd like to see a beautiful woman at a party with long hair falling over one eye in a sultry manner, like happens in the movies. Just so I can casually walk up to her and say, "So - not a fan of depth perception, then?"
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just once I'd like to see a beautiful woman at a party with long hair falling over one eye in a sultry manner, like happens in the movies. Just so I can casually walk up to her and say, "So - not a fan of depth perception, then?"
Carly Rae Jepsen dug deep into her lit-nerd background for her follow-up hit single:
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
October 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen dug deep into her lit-nerd background for her follow-up hit single:
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
Hey, I just met you
But I feel naval
So here's my story
And Call Me Ishmael
AU where Aang is born into a society of road construction engineers, and thus becomes The Last Tarbender
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
AU where Aang is born into a society of road construction engineers, and thus becomes The Last Tarbender
The rise of HTML began with
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the <big>!</big>
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The rise of HTML began with
the <big>!</big>
the <big>!</big>