This gave me a mental image of a telekinetic standing in a toothpaste-splattered bathroom while being admonished from 'off camera' "I told you not to squeeze!" 😆

Good news: they're all on the Internet Archive

Bad news: this man's face

"Reddit is where dreams go to die and art becomes a math problem" is pillow-worthy

"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."-Kurt Vonnegut

I would have figured they were bots that he paid for, sad he found that many idiots

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