Ace Hardwood
@acehardwood.bsky.social
Ace Hardwood’s Underwear Reviews
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spreading sex positivity one pair at a time
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NSFW
fair warning: you’re gonna see my dick & balls and butt. ALOT.
artists & photographers, DMs open
find @ace_hardwood on X
pretty basic (maybe too basic IMO) Andrew Christian jockstrap for today‘s review. playful, distinctive gym class vibes. hits all the marks; satisfactory!
4/10
4/10
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 AM
pretty basic (maybe too basic IMO) Andrew Christian jockstrap for today‘s review. playful, distinctive gym class vibes. hits all the marks; satisfactory!
4/10
4/10
This unapologetic jockstrap from Andrew Christian features a bold star motif, accentuated by a dynamic black & gold color combo. The glittery gold is a bit showy for me, but the pouch is wicked comfy and this pair does make my ass look out of this world.
7/10
7/10
October 16, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This unapologetic jockstrap from Andrew Christian features a bold star motif, accentuated by a dynamic black & gold color combo. The glittery gold is a bit showy for me, but the pouch is wicked comfy and this pair does make my ass look out of this world.
7/10
7/10
@sparkta.bsky.social I’m always game to hop on cam and chill. lmk
October 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
@sparkta.bsky.social I’m always game to hop on cam and chill. lmk
and here we have briefs from one of my favorites, 2(X)IST, but I got some gripes about this pair. Mainly, they seem to have been made for the super hung bc the pouch is roomy af, creating that weird bunchy look. great design & comfy despite, but real problematic front fit. Butt looks good tho!
4/10
4/10
October 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
and here we have briefs from one of my favorites, 2(X)IST, but I got some gripes about this pair. Mainly, they seem to have been made for the super hung bc the pouch is roomy af, creating that weird bunchy look. great design & comfy despite, but real problematic front fit. Butt looks good tho!
4/10
4/10
took a brief (🤣) time away from the reviews, but coming back with a doozy!
this pair is everything i look for in undies: sexy, comfy, stylish - but we may have gone off the rails with this one! I will say, surprisingly comfy & keeps everything in it’s place.
Q: when/where do I wear these?
4/10
this pair is everything i look for in undies: sexy, comfy, stylish - but we may have gone off the rails with this one! I will say, surprisingly comfy & keeps everything in it’s place.
Q: when/where do I wear these?
4/10
September 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
took a brief (🤣) time away from the reviews, but coming back with a doozy!
this pair is everything i look for in undies: sexy, comfy, stylish - but we may have gone off the rails with this one! I will say, surprisingly comfy & keeps everything in it’s place.
Q: when/where do I wear these?
4/10
this pair is everything i look for in undies: sexy, comfy, stylish - but we may have gone off the rails with this one! I will say, surprisingly comfy & keeps everything in it’s place.
Q: when/where do I wear these?
4/10
Yet another Andrew Christian creation! Ultra revealing jockstrap that sports a pouch that’s less mesh & more netting. I like the construction/caution tape feel & color scheme, and altogether comfy. Getting excited can lead to an uncomfy transition bc of the netting, but hey, could be worse.
7/10
7/10
August 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Yet another Andrew Christian creation! Ultra revealing jockstrap that sports a pouch that’s less mesh & more netting. I like the construction/caution tape feel & color scheme, and altogether comfy. Getting excited can lead to an uncomfy transition bc of the netting, but hey, could be worse.
7/10
7/10
Another Andrew Christian classic jockstrap, this time with a neon yellow & blue theme which immediately made me think of this faux fur jacket I wore for a shoot once that I can never find anything to wear with. Super comfy and has the “gotta pee” design. superfluous, but sexy.
7/10
7/10
August 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Another Andrew Christian classic jockstrap, this time with a neon yellow & blue theme which immediately made me think of this faux fur jacket I wore for a shoot once that I can never find anything to wear with. Super comfy and has the “gotta pee” design. superfluous, but sexy.
7/10
7/10
hey y’all! just wanted to let ya know my DMs are always open if you wanna talk undies, collab, swap pics, or request a review.
also, should I include outtakes? if you’re into dick slips, I’ve got tons of photos featuring my dick unintentionally. I keep ‘em bc they’re funny & sexy. should I post?
also, should I include outtakes? if you’re into dick slips, I’ve got tons of photos featuring my dick unintentionally. I keep ‘em bc they’re funny & sexy. should I post?
August 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
hey y’all! just wanted to let ya know my DMs are always open if you wanna talk undies, collab, swap pics, or request a review.
also, should I include outtakes? if you’re into dick slips, I’ve got tons of photos featuring my dick unintentionally. I keep ‘em bc they’re funny & sexy. should I post?
also, should I include outtakes? if you’re into dick slips, I’ve got tons of photos featuring my dick unintentionally. I keep ‘em bc they’re funny & sexy. should I post?
Picked up a 4-pack of Calvin Klein briefs because I thought they were a sexy, smaller version of a classic brief, & was half right. Gotta love the basics, but these run small & so does the opening so you can pee. Felt more like a cock ring, so naturally I wore ‘em around dick out all night.
3/10
3/10
August 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Picked up a 4-pack of Calvin Klein briefs because I thought they were a sexy, smaller version of a classic brief, & was half right. Gotta love the basics, but these run small & so does the opening so you can pee. Felt more like a cock ring, so naturally I wore ‘em around dick out all night.
3/10
3/10
was gifted this actual athletic jockstrap made for sports, made by MVA, and I’m of the opinion that these are some of the sexiest jocks out there! the elastic waistband is thick & def doing it’s job. Put me in coach! I’m ready to play 😏
7/10
7/10
August 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
was gifted this actual athletic jockstrap made for sports, made by MVA, and I’m of the opinion that these are some of the sexiest jocks out there! the elastic waistband is thick & def doing it’s job. Put me in coach! I’m ready to play 😏
7/10
7/10
feelin’ myself in this delicate jockstrap from, you guessed it, Andrew Christian. I like this one bc of it’s a departure from the classic, instead has a softer aesthetic, which for me is surprisingly sexy. Not all jocks need the elastic waist and athletic aesthetic and this pair proves it!
9/10
9/10
August 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
feelin’ myself in this delicate jockstrap from, you guessed it, Andrew Christian. I like this one bc of it’s a departure from the classic, instead has a softer aesthetic, which for me is surprisingly sexy. Not all jocks need the elastic waist and athletic aesthetic and this pair proves it!
9/10
9/10
This jockstrap from Andrew Christian is super comfy and surprisingly offers lots of support. The downside to that is that it smashes your junk a bit. Very sexy see through pouch though. Dark & revealing at the same time to make ‘em do a double take.
8/10
8/10
August 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
This jockstrap from Andrew Christian is super comfy and surprisingly offers lots of support. The downside to that is that it smashes your junk a bit. Very sexy see through pouch though. Dark & revealing at the same time to make ‘em do a double take.
8/10
8/10
@exploringthemale.bsky.social It’d be rad to model for you some time - love your work!
August 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
@exploringthemale.bsky.social It’d be rad to model for you some time - love your work!
@menbysunny.bsky.social wish I could be shot by you! Love that sexy stuff! hard af rn scrolling your page 🤤
March 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
@menbysunny.bsky.social wish I could be shot by you! Love that sexy stuff! hard af rn scrolling your page 🤤
super comfy jockstrap from Andrew Christian, that has the classic back that frames that ass, but with more coverage in the front than your typical pair and I love it! wicked soft material, solid fit and an understated sexy vibe.
9/10
#jockstrap #mensundwear #AndrewChristian
9/10
#jockstrap #mensundwear #AndrewChristian
February 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
super comfy jockstrap from Andrew Christian, that has the classic back that frames that ass, but with more coverage in the front than your typical pair and I love it! wicked soft material, solid fit and an understated sexy vibe.
9/10
#jockstrap #mensundwear #AndrewChristian
9/10
#jockstrap #mensundwear #AndrewChristian
these Calvin Klein briefs are wicked comfy! It keeps the junk snuggly together & my sack doesn’t pop out the sides, which is a real problem with basic briefs. they’re kinda sexy too. ya gotta include some classic styles to the undies drawer.
7/10
#briefs #mensunderwear #CalvinKlein
7/10
#briefs #mensunderwear #CalvinKlein
February 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
these Calvin Klein briefs are wicked comfy! It keeps the junk snuggly together & my sack doesn’t pop out the sides, which is a real problem with basic briefs. they’re kinda sexy too. ya gotta include some classic styles to the undies drawer.
7/10
#briefs #mensunderwear #CalvinKlein
7/10
#briefs #mensunderwear #CalvinKlein
this classic jockstrap from Andrew Christian features an extra room-y yellow plaid patterned pouch and unless you’re packin’ a big ol dick & a big ol pair of nuts a crease forms down south. my big balls filled some space, but unless my 6.5”-er chubs up, awkward crease persists.
6/10
6/10
February 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
this classic jockstrap from Andrew Christian features an extra room-y yellow plaid patterned pouch and unless you’re packin’ a big ol dick & a big ol pair of nuts a crease forms down south. my big balls filled some space, but unless my 6.5”-er chubs up, awkward crease persists.
6/10
6/10
this unique jockstrap comes from Pistol Pete. takes ya a second to figure it all out, right? that’s why I love this one! it’s introducing dick cleavage & I’m here for it. wicked comfy & keeps the junk nestled securely, that is, until your boner comes out to play.
9/10
#PistolPete #jockstrap
9/10
#PistolPete #jockstrap
February 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
this unique jockstrap comes from Pistol Pete. takes ya a second to figure it all out, right? that’s why I love this one! it’s introducing dick cleavage & I’m here for it. wicked comfy & keeps the junk nestled securely, that is, until your boner comes out to play.
9/10
#PistolPete #jockstrap
9/10
#PistolPete #jockstrap
so let’s start this undies review page off with this sexy jockstrap. it’s a good baseline for what to expect from this page: the more showing, the better IMO 😈
love anything from FUCKR by Andrew Christian. very comfy with a softie, but gets a lil complicated when rockin’ a boner.
8/10
love anything from FUCKR by Andrew Christian. very comfy with a softie, but gets a lil complicated when rockin’ a boner.
8/10
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
so let’s start this undies review page off with this sexy jockstrap. it’s a good baseline for what to expect from this page: the more showing, the better IMO 😈
love anything from FUCKR by Andrew Christian. very comfy with a softie, but gets a lil complicated when rockin’ a boner.
8/10
love anything from FUCKR by Andrew Christian. very comfy with a softie, but gets a lil complicated when rockin’ a boner.
8/10
@fetish-photography.bsky.social do you only shoot women?
February 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@fetish-photography.bsky.social do you only shoot women?