Ace Bouchard
@acebouchard.bsky.social
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I just don’t think Old Ben is synonymous with Obi-Wan. If someone asks me if I know a guy named Obi-wan, your response can’t be “oh, do you mean Old Ben? No, I clear said Obi-Wan.
December 23, 2024 at 4:34 PM
I just don’t think Old Ben is synonymous with Obi-Wan. If someone asks me if I know a guy named Obi-wan, your response can’t be “oh, do you mean Old Ben? No, I clear said Obi-Wan.
What I like about betting app ads is that they try to make it seem like losing bets is also a fun time.
December 22, 2024 at 1:40 AM
What I like about betting app ads is that they try to make it seem like losing bets is also a fun time.
No one ever talks about how a prison jumpsuit kinda looks like a Goku gi.
December 20, 2024 at 1:23 AM
No one ever talks about how a prison jumpsuit kinda looks like a Goku gi.
Wait, they give you cool matching orange vans when you’re in prison? Do you get to keep them when you’re get out? Why does no one ever talk about this?
December 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Wait, they give you cool matching orange vans when you’re in prison? Do you get to keep them when you’re get out? Why does no one ever talk about this?
The last thing Biden should do as president should be pardoning Trump, because fuck it. Who cares anymore? Why even bother about anything. Just sham it up. And then they should passionately kiss, because also fuck it. Do whatever. It’s a free country, or something.
December 16, 2024 at 5:55 PM
The last thing Biden should do as president should be pardoning Trump, because fuck it. Who cares anymore? Why even bother about anything. Just sham it up. And then they should passionately kiss, because also fuck it. Do whatever. It’s a free country, or something.
I can’t claim to know a lot about what will happen in the future. But the one thing I do know is that gen alpha loves Sonic.
December 14, 2024 at 3:06 PM
I can’t claim to know a lot about what will happen in the future. But the one thing I do know is that gen alpha loves Sonic.
It’s just sad how you can’t trust anyone anymore. You can’t even believe in the sloppy blowjob crypto token. Nothing is safe. Everyone is a liar!
December 6, 2024 at 11:33 PM
It’s just sad how you can’t trust anyone anymore. You can’t even believe in the sloppy blowjob crypto token. Nothing is safe. Everyone is a liar!
I keep thinking I should get that cat toy with the ads that tell me to not let my cat get bored, but then I just see this thing just being cool with entertaining themselves by chasing their own tail all day.
December 6, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I keep thinking I should get that cat toy with the ads that tell me to not let my cat get bored, but then I just see this thing just being cool with entertaining themselves by chasing their own tail all day.
I feel bad for any pseudo-celebrity getting in trouble for promoting a crypto scam, because it’s not like it’s that much different than anything else they promote.
December 6, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I feel bad for any pseudo-celebrity getting in trouble for promoting a crypto scam, because it’s not like it’s that much different than anything else they promote.
To pardon is to forgive. Joe is merely offering forgiveness to his son during this holiday season. It’s better to forgive and forget than live with regret. It’s never too late to say sorry.
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
To pardon is to forgive. Joe is merely offering forgiveness to his son during this holiday season. It’s better to forgive and forget than live with regret. It’s never too late to say sorry.
Pardoning a son is one of the greatest gifts a father can give their child.
December 2, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Pardoning a son is one of the greatest gifts a father can give their child.
Once every 3-4 months I’m reminded that Yellowjacket and Yellowstone are different shows.
November 30, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Once every 3-4 months I’m reminded that Yellowjacket and Yellowstone are different shows.
I keep donating my money to this pod that claims it’s going to save America, but it sure is taking its sweet ass time doing it. How many more years is it going to take, guys? Geez!!
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I keep donating my money to this pod that claims it’s going to save America, but it sure is taking its sweet ass time doing it. How many more years is it going to take, guys? Geez!!
Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam
November 23, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Bing-bop-boom-boom-boom-bop-bam
Hotties for Harris 🫡
November 20, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Hotties for Harris 🫡
I love how it just always smells like smoke.
November 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
I love how it just always smells like smoke.
A family member of mine concluded that this year’s election results essentially boils down to “people like fake…” (referring to the fact that Trump lies,) but then spent the majority of the time arguing about how no one knows how to play real instruments anymore.
November 19, 2024 at 12:06 AM
A family member of mine concluded that this year’s election results essentially boils down to “people like fake…” (referring to the fact that Trump lies,) but then spent the majority of the time arguing about how no one knows how to play real instruments anymore.
Look, I disagree with basically all of RFKjr’s pseudoscience, BUT I think we can all admit that he’s related to JFK.
November 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Look, I disagree with basically all of RFKjr’s pseudoscience, BUT I think we can all admit that he’s related to JFK.
I’m ordering Chinese food because I’ve been working very hard and deserve a treat. #treatyourselfmonday 🤗
November 18, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I’m ordering Chinese food because I’ve been working very hard and deserve a treat. #treatyourselfmonday 🤗
New Democrat 2028 campaign slogan, "Make America Just-Like-What-The-Other-Guy-Is-Saying-Because-We're-Running-A-Nearly-Identical-Campaign-To-Them-And-Hope-This-Will-Encourage-People-To-Vote-For-Us-Instead-Somehow Again"
November 18, 2024 at 9:38 PM
New Democrat 2028 campaign slogan, "Make America Just-Like-What-The-Other-Guy-Is-Saying-Because-We're-Running-A-Nearly-Identical-Campaign-To-Them-And-Hope-This-Will-Encourage-People-To-Vote-For-Us-Instead-Somehow Again"
Slender Man teaches us that body shaming is a horrific awful thing to do. Be nicer to your fellow man during this troubling time. If anything this election has taught us is that we need to come together and be more united. Be kinder to your neighbors. If you borrow sugar, return the favor.
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Slender Man teaches us that body shaming is a horrific awful thing to do. Be nicer to your fellow man during this troubling time. If anything this election has taught us is that we need to come together and be more united. Be kinder to your neighbors. If you borrow sugar, return the favor.
I just remembered they made a movie where Will Smith played a cop who was racist against orcs.
November 17, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I just remembered they made a movie where Will Smith played a cop who was racist against orcs.
I’m a huge proponent of Taco Bell’s fire sauce and I’m not sorry about it. I know I’m not supposed to say this, but you can’t stop me from feeling feelings! 😤💪💪💪
November 17, 2024 at 4:10 PM
I’m a huge proponent of Taco Bell’s fire sauce and I’m not sorry about it. I know I’m not supposed to say this, but you can’t stop me from feeling feelings! 😤💪💪💪
I hope all the skeeting I’ve been doing recently looks good on my resume.
November 17, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I hope all the skeeting I’ve been doing recently looks good on my resume.
MAMA
Make America McDonalds Again
Make America McDonalds Again
November 17, 2024 at 2:44 PM
MAMA
Make America McDonalds Again
Make America McDonalds Again