Animal Crossing eBooks
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Quotes from our favorite game with the talking animals that will post every hour.
What do you think about buying stuff from me? 'Cause I would like to sell you my skeleton.
January 21, 2026 at 12:02 PM
What do you think about buying stuff from me? 'Cause I would like to sell you my skeleton.
Thank you, my little pogchsmp.
January 21, 2026 at 11:01 AM
Thank you, my little pogchsmp.
I like to be real weird.
January 21, 2026 at 10:01 AM
I like to be real weird.
You're as charming as a mortgage payment and twice as draining to be around.
January 21, 2026 at 9:40 AM
You're as charming as a mortgage payment and twice as draining to be around.
It feels like all the social media influencing I'm doing is finally paying off.
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 AM
It feels like all the social media influencing I'm doing is finally paying off.
I was just thinking about you…and seeing your face, you big 'ol adorable round head.
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I was just thinking about you…and seeing your face, you big 'ol adorable round head.
You don't know this about me, but I'm ALWAYS down to dish, DARLING.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 AM
You don't know this about me, but I'm ALWAYS down to dish, DARLING.
With that ass!!?
January 21, 2026 at 5:01 AM
With that ass!!?
Don't come near me, my sadness is contagious..
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Don't come near me, my sadness is contagious..
Muffy, no! That's really dangerous!
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Muffy, no! That's really dangerous!
Of course, you could have given me belly button lint, and I'd still treasure it!
January 21, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Of course, you could have given me belly button lint, and I'd still treasure it!
The princess - that's you, Judy, has to wake the prince - that's me - with a kiss. On the lips.
January 21, 2026 at 1:01 AM
The princess - that's you, Judy, has to wake the prince - that's me - with a kiss. On the lips.
Now everyone will think you have a crush on me! Tee hee hee!
January 21, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Now everyone will think you have a crush on me! Tee hee hee!
This is kinda sudden, but I love fruit salad so much, I could scream!
January 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This is kinda sudden, but I love fruit salad so much, I could scream!
HAPPY STINKIN' BIRTHDAY!
January 20, 2026 at 10:02 PM
HAPPY STINKIN' BIRTHDAY!
Honey, you've got a big storm comin'!
January 20, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Honey, you've got a big storm comin'!
The current turnip price is 420 bells per turnip!
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The current turnip price is 420 bells per turnip!
Would you be up for a quick visit at my place? *cocks gun*
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Would you be up for a quick visit at my place? *cocks gun*
He said he was thinkin' about moving away 'cause of all the night clowns.
January 20, 2026 at 6:03 PM
He said he was thinkin' about moving away 'cause of all the night clowns.
Sorry, I don't want any part in this. Good luck!
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Sorry, I don't want any part in this. Good luck!
Thanks for 666 bell, duuuddddeeeee.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Thanks for 666 bell, duuuddddeeeee.
I'm going to try and use my muscles to scare away the germs.
January 20, 2026 at 3:02 PM
I'm going to try and use my muscles to scare away the germs.
I drank way too much coffee three days ago. Yeah. Three. I haven't slept since!
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I drank way too much coffee three days ago. Yeah. Three. I haven't slept since!
I'm gonna tell you something nice. I eat kids.
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I'm gonna tell you something nice. I eat kids.
Hey, you and I are friends, sexually?
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Hey, you and I are friends, sexually?