Acebats
@acebats.jsrf.bingo
Chief Executive Clown at JSRFBingo
The amount of JSRF I speedrun is directly proportional to how often Onett updates Bee Swarm Simulator.
The amount of JSRF I speedrun is directly proportional to how often Onett updates Bee Swarm Simulator.
Its rare I get a siivaguessr dubs due to my instance on sicko mode making it stupidly difficult, but occasionally I'll hit a rip that I listen to constantly and can hit it before the joke starts in earnest. Fuck Yea
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Its rare I get a siivaguessr dubs due to my instance on sicko mode making it stupidly difficult, but occasionally I'll hit a rip that I listen to constantly and can hit it before the joke starts in earnest. Fuck Yea
I am the fucking best at pegging lets go
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I am the fucking best at pegging lets go
CMR #6:
Bit of an experiment with repositioning a prize to secure the W
I've learned that if you can get these loose and on their side securing the prize is easy...
Uhhhh #WednesdayWisdom I guess.
£6
Verdict: Valuable training for the Australian Claw Machine Grand Prix
Bit of an experiment with repositioning a prize to secure the W
I've learned that if you can get these loose and on their side securing the prize is easy...
Uhhhh #WednesdayWisdom I guess.
£6
Verdict: Valuable training for the Australian Claw Machine Grand Prix
October 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
CMR #6:
Bit of an experiment with repositioning a prize to secure the W
I've learned that if you can get these loose and on their side securing the prize is easy...
Uhhhh #WednesdayWisdom I guess.
£6
Verdict: Valuable training for the Australian Claw Machine Grand Prix
Bit of an experiment with repositioning a prize to secure the W
I've learned that if you can get these loose and on their side securing the prize is easy...
Uhhhh #WednesdayWisdom I guess.
£6
Verdict: Valuable training for the Australian Claw Machine Grand Prix
CMR #5:
"You win some you lose some"
Put £30 into this one, mostly to see if I could figure out if I could get it unwedged/clawable (Also cute as hell!)
But hey, someone left £1 in the coin dispenser free attempt right 😅
Verdict: Starting a claw machine consultanty so this can go on taxes as R&D
"You win some you lose some"
Put £30 into this one, mostly to see if I could figure out if I could get it unwedged/clawable (Also cute as hell!)
But hey, someone left £1 in the coin dispenser free attempt right 😅
Verdict: Starting a claw machine consultanty so this can go on taxes as R&D
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
CMR #5:
"You win some you lose some"
Put £30 into this one, mostly to see if I could figure out if I could get it unwedged/clawable (Also cute as hell!)
But hey, someone left £1 in the coin dispenser free attempt right 😅
Verdict: Starting a claw machine consultanty so this can go on taxes as R&D
"You win some you lose some"
Put £30 into this one, mostly to see if I could figure out if I could get it unwedged/clawable (Also cute as hell!)
But hey, someone left £1 in the coin dispenser free attempt right 😅
Verdict: Starting a claw machine consultanty so this can go on taxes as R&D
CMR #4:
Had some good news to celebrate so put £10 into the local claw machine, choked a few full strengths but clutched it on the last coin.
Doggy!
Had some good news to celebrate so put £10 into the local claw machine, choked a few full strengths but clutched it on the last coin.
Doggy!
September 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
CMR #4:
Had some good news to celebrate so put £10 into the local claw machine, choked a few full strengths but clutched it on the last coin.
Doggy!
Had some good news to celebrate so put £10 into the local claw machine, choked a few full strengths but clutched it on the last coin.
Doggy!
CMR #3:
Decided to give my local a try today, their claw machines are 2 tries for £1 but the first try always seems to release
Except for one of the four machines strangely enough, spent £6 and got the win on the first claw, won a cute little dino
Verdict: Neato
Decided to give my local a try today, their claw machines are 2 tries for £1 but the first try always seems to release
Except for one of the four machines strangely enough, spent £6 and got the win on the first claw, won a cute little dino
Verdict: Neato
September 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
CMR #3:
Decided to give my local a try today, their claw machines are 2 tries for £1 but the first try always seems to release
Except for one of the four machines strangely enough, spent £6 and got the win on the first claw, won a cute little dino
Verdict: Neato
Decided to give my local a try today, their claw machines are 2 tries for £1 but the first try always seems to release
Except for one of the four machines strangely enough, spent £6 and got the win on the first claw, won a cute little dino
Verdict: Neato
Acebats Claw Machine Report (CMR) #2:
Back at the Bandai Namco Store!
Won another Cinnamoroll (£13 spent)
Had £3 coins left over (After a gacha pull) so chucked it in a likely very rigged mini claw machine on a whim...
Won a fucking Legend of Zelda statue
Verdict:Fuck yea
Back at the Bandai Namco Store!
Won another Cinnamoroll (£13 spent)
Had £3 coins left over (After a gacha pull) so chucked it in a likely very rigged mini claw machine on a whim...
Won a fucking Legend of Zelda statue
Verdict:Fuck yea
September 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Acebats Claw Machine Report (CMR) #2:
Back at the Bandai Namco Store!
Won another Cinnamoroll (£13 spent)
Had £3 coins left over (After a gacha pull) so chucked it in a likely very rigged mini claw machine on a whim...
Won a fucking Legend of Zelda statue
Verdict:Fuck yea
Back at the Bandai Namco Store!
Won another Cinnamoroll (£13 spent)
Had £3 coins left over (After a gacha pull) so chucked it in a likely very rigged mini claw machine on a whim...
Won a fucking Legend of Zelda statue
Verdict:Fuck yea
Acebats claw machine report #1: Won a Cinnamoroll wearing a capybara costume at the Bandai Namco Store in London
Amount spent: £4
Verdict: Call me DJ Khaled cause all I do is win!
Amount spent: £4
Verdict: Call me DJ Khaled cause all I do is win!
September 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Acebats claw machine report #1: Won a Cinnamoroll wearing a capybara costume at the Bandai Namco Store in London
Amount spent: £4
Verdict: Call me DJ Khaled cause all I do is win!
Amount spent: £4
Verdict: Call me DJ Khaled cause all I do is win!
The virus is spreading
August 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The virus is spreading
*Wins a crane game prize* "This guy just won from that machine, it's not rigged let's play this one!!!"
Me and the arcade employee:
Me and the arcade employee:
July 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
*Wins a crane game prize* "This guy just won from that machine, it's not rigged let's play this one!!!"
Me and the arcade employee:
Me and the arcade employee:
Screwball Scramble was the original speedrun fuck everything else
June 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Screwball Scramble was the original speedrun fuck everything else
Well how about that, hbd [redacted]chu!
June 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Well how about that, hbd [redacted]chu!
Starting this weekend, its the moment we've all been waiting for!
April 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Starting this weekend, its the moment we've all been waiting for!
My brain when I actually need to kill someone in Fortnite VS my brain hitting the emote wheel after actually killing them
April 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My brain when I actually need to kill someone in Fortnite VS my brain hitting the emote wheel after actually killing them
