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sonic is like cool as hell dude
Oh, wow. I can't believe it. The what? And the what?
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Relatable
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The duality of man.
October 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
very cool
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Legendary pull, YouTube algorithm.
October 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I deeply deeply deeply hate this.
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
It's like this author's parents had a vision of the future of politics and went "yes what a great name for our beautiful baby boy"
September 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Why yes it's called Steam's built-in functionality for this exact thing
September 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
@isaacmarovitz.com Is this a known issue? It doesn't seem to be listed on the GitHub issues page.
September 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What do we call this logo style
September 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
September 12, 2025 at 11:42 PM
BITCH
August 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Aren't weak sinuses fun? I think they're fun. Especially in the middle of a college lecture.
August 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
HOW LONG HAVE ALL OF THE REMOVED SONIC GAMES FROM VIMM'S BEEN BACK???
August 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
August 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Th3Birdman says that one of the most obvious tells of a media grifter is that they don't actually know what they're talking about.

He continues to be correct. This fellow mistook Paz Vizsla for Din Djarin lmfao
July 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Great sign placement, State of New Jersey. Please continue being the best.
July 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
July 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's been so long...
July 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Who wants to wager that this fellow is:
1 - Pretending to be a Sonic fan to grift on the outrage of bigots
2 - A Trump supporter
July 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I completely missed this. I thought that the intended solution was to jump over the damn wall in a super awkward way.

Never before have I ever felt so STUPID playing a Sonic game before.
July 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Hi.

My name's Accelerate.

When I first played this game eight months ago, I got to this part by going to a high elevation near Kingdom Valley and jumping over the fence.

But today, I JUST LEARNED that you are SUPPOSED to open the very obvious and gigantic door to the castle with Chaos Spear (1/?)
July 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
yooooo no way
July 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T NATEWANTSTOBATTLE
July 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Second verse, same as the first.
July 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM