SeparationOfChurchAndKate
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It appears that I am back off my bullshit : (
North (pea-can) and South (peh-cahn), we must finally put aside our differences and unite against a new common enemy: The British (Pekin)
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British Highschoolers try Pecan Pie for the first time!
YouTube video by JOLLY
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November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
North (pea-can) and South (peh-cahn), we must finally put aside our differences and unite against a new common enemy: The British (Pekin)
youtube.com/shorts/4NbWT...
youtube.com/shorts/4NbWT...
I go to work absurdly early. One of the best things about this is that as I'm driving in, all the crows who sleep in the graveyards on the outskirts of my city are waking up and heading out for the day. So I roll into town to blackened skies and a cacophony of birds screaming. It's the little joys ❤️
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I go to work absurdly early. One of the best things about this is that as I'm driving in, all the crows who sleep in the graveyards on the outskirts of my city are waking up and heading out for the day. So I roll into town to blackened skies and a cacophony of birds screaming. It's the little joys ❤️
New nickname for the perky goth in your life:
October 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
New nickname for the perky goth in your life:
The world is awful, so here's something better: there's an almost 12' shark (11' 11") named Hanna off the coast of New Orleans right now. She weighs 722 pounds, and she's pregnant! So yay for Hanna!
September 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The world is awful, so here's something better: there's an almost 12' shark (11' 11") named Hanna off the coast of New Orleans right now. She weighs 722 pounds, and she's pregnant! So yay for Hanna!
Gonna be rude if the rapture happens AFTER we've all put in hours at work. You couldn't have raptured all these people BEFORE I had to sit in a useless 2 hour meeting with them??
September 23, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Gonna be rude if the rapture happens AFTER we've all put in hours at work. You couldn't have raptured all these people BEFORE I had to sit in a useless 2 hour meeting with them??
Love it when autocorrect changes a word I typed, then says it doesn't make sense in the sentence. Like, I know, bitch.
Ex: I gave blood yesterday
Changed gave to have. Then suggested "I have blood yesterday" made no sense and maybe meant to say "I had blood yesterday"? Like I fucking misplaced it?
Ex: I gave blood yesterday
Changed gave to have. Then suggested "I have blood yesterday" made no sense and maybe meant to say "I had blood yesterday"? Like I fucking misplaced it?
September 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Love it when autocorrect changes a word I typed, then says it doesn't make sense in the sentence. Like, I know, bitch.
Ex: I gave blood yesterday
Changed gave to have. Then suggested "I have blood yesterday" made no sense and maybe meant to say "I had blood yesterday"? Like I fucking misplaced it?
Ex: I gave blood yesterday
Changed gave to have. Then suggested "I have blood yesterday" made no sense and maybe meant to say "I had blood yesterday"? Like I fucking misplaced it?
Who wore it better?
September 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Who wore it better?
Anybody else remember that strange flash-in-the-pan that was Web TV? Mind boggling in the moment.
"You mean I can chat on AOL...on my TV?! In a way that is slower/more frustrating/less efficient than my computer?! Incredible. Truly a mark of sophistication and class."
"You mean I can chat on AOL...on my TV?! In a way that is slower/more frustrating/less efficient than my computer?! Incredible. Truly a mark of sophistication and class."
August 29, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Anybody else remember that strange flash-in-the-pan that was Web TV? Mind boggling in the moment.
"You mean I can chat on AOL...on my TV?! In a way that is slower/more frustrating/less efficient than my computer?! Incredible. Truly a mark of sophistication and class."
"You mean I can chat on AOL...on my TV?! In a way that is slower/more frustrating/less efficient than my computer?! Incredible. Truly a mark of sophistication and class."
Finally got around to seeing The Accountant 2, and the most unrealistic part was a Federal Agent NOT wanting to use illegal means to reach their goals. Very difficult to suspend disbelief there
August 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Finally got around to seeing The Accountant 2, and the most unrealistic part was a Federal Agent NOT wanting to use illegal means to reach their goals. Very difficult to suspend disbelief there
Sorry to be one of those "reposts Tumblr" jerks, but this is a great idea.
August 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Sorry to be one of those "reposts Tumblr" jerks, but this is a great idea.
I really feel like being resurrected on a giant metal slab in a lightning storm to the sound of maniacal laughter would fix a lot of my problems.
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I really feel like being resurrected on a giant metal slab in a lightning storm to the sound of maniacal laughter would fix a lot of my problems.
My dog is the embodiment of how I'm feeling after this cold, rainy week: just give up and become a donut.
May 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
My dog is the embodiment of how I'm feeling after this cold, rainy week: just give up and become a donut.
Apple Switch - Ellen Feiss (2002)
YouTube video by vintagemacmuseum
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May 21, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Me, watching a documentary about how high speed cameras show bats crash into each other all the time: that guy looks unhappy
@screaming.party : yeah, he's working with video --_--
@screaming.party : yeah, he's working with video --_--
May 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me, watching a documentary about how high speed cameras show bats crash into each other all the time: that guy looks unhappy
@screaming.party : yeah, he's working with video --_--
@screaming.party : yeah, he's working with video --_--
The most Waffle House headline I've ever read that wasn't about a Waffle House
May 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The most Waffle House headline I've ever read that wasn't about a Waffle House
April 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Just found out I work with a man named Kyler, and I feel like I just unlocked a new boss level : (
April 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Just found out I work with a man named Kyler, and I feel like I just unlocked a new boss level : (
The world is Very Bad right now and one of my coping mechanisms is bombarding my husband with bird-pun art. Send thoughts and prayers. He's so Plover it.
April 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The world is Very Bad right now and one of my coping mechanisms is bombarding my husband with bird-pun art. Send thoughts and prayers. He's so Plover it.
Apparently being anti-nazi is " radical" to our pals at Fox
March 29, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Apparently being anti-nazi is " radical" to our pals at Fox
If you can't handle the bell, get out of the taco.
March 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If you can't handle the bell, get out of the taco.
This is the campaign we need. More of this, please
March 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This is the campaign we need. More of this, please
When the Love Shack is under new management : /
March 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
When the Love Shack is under new management : /
Move over Baseball, there's a new American pastime: Calling your elected officials and calling them cowards for doing nothing while the country collapses at the whim of an idiot and his pet billionaire!
March 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Move over Baseball, there's a new American pastime: Calling your elected officials and calling them cowards for doing nothing while the country collapses at the whim of an idiot and his pet billionaire!
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The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr
March 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The TL is bleak but Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, donated her Tesla to @npr