iain
@acartooncat.bsky.social
Girlfriend: If you get through this one game of Battleships with me without making any weird Star Wars references I won't break up with you.
Me: Easy. You first.
Girlfriend: C3...
Me: FUCK
Me: Easy. You first.
Girlfriend: C3...
Me: FUCK
October 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Girlfriend: If you get through this one game of Battleships with me without making any weird Star Wars references I won't break up with you.
Me: Easy. You first.
Girlfriend: C3...
Me: FUCK
Me: Easy. You first.
Girlfriend: C3...
Me: FUCK
Any of my old mutuals on here (or from the old shadowy place™️) have a fledgling YouTube channel or podcast?
Interested in going into scripting online content and curious whether anybody out there has any experience etc. 👀
Interested in going into scripting online content and curious whether anybody out there has any experience etc. 👀
October 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Any of my old mutuals on here (or from the old shadowy place™️) have a fledgling YouTube channel or podcast?
Interested in going into scripting online content and curious whether anybody out there has any experience etc. 👀
Interested in going into scripting online content and curious whether anybody out there has any experience etc. 👀
Toasted sourdough is a scam invented by dentists to sell more teeth
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Toasted sourdough is a scam invented by dentists to sell more teeth
Wait i hadn't finished my old year yet can I get a doggy bag?
December 31, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Wait i hadn't finished my old year yet can I get a doggy bag?
If you start singing 19,017 green bottles sitting on the wall at 10:17pm tonight your mental breakdown will start as the clock hits midnight 🥰
December 31, 2024 at 5:17 PM
If you start singing 19,017 green bottles sitting on the wall at 10:17pm tonight your mental breakdown will start as the clock hits midnight 🥰
I'm wearing pyjamas under my work clothes today and honestly 10/10 don't think I'll ever go back from this
December 27, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I'm wearing pyjamas under my work clothes today and honestly 10/10 don't think I'll ever go back from this
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wish my body came with a kickstand bc sometimes i just need to rest where i stand.
December 27, 2024 at 3:06 PM
wish my body came with a kickstand bc sometimes i just need to rest where i stand.
Reposted by iain
Interviewer: Can you explain this space on your resume?
Neil Armstrong: ...Yes.
Neil Armstrong: ...Yes.
December 21, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Interviewer: Can you explain this space on your resume?
Neil Armstrong: ...Yes.
Neil Armstrong: ...Yes.
Interviewer: Can you explain this space on your resume?
Neil Armstrong: ...Yes.
Neil Armstrong: ...Yes.
December 21, 2024 at 7:53 AM
Interviewer: Can you explain this space on your resume?
Neil Armstrong: ...Yes.
Neil Armstrong: ...Yes.
Leaving my drafts folder to go down with the other place
I expect my Nobel peace prize in the post
I expect my Nobel peace prize in the post
December 19, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Leaving my drafts folder to go down with the other place
I expect my Nobel peace prize in the post
I expect my Nobel peace prize in the post
I have a super hot, kind, smart, incredible girlfriend
so GOD DAMMIT WILL SOMEBODY ARRANGE A CLASS REUNION ALREADY I HAVE SO MUCH FLEXING TO DO
so GOD DAMMIT WILL SOMEBODY ARRANGE A CLASS REUNION ALREADY I HAVE SO MUCH FLEXING TO DO
December 14, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I have a super hot, kind, smart, incredible girlfriend
so GOD DAMMIT WILL SOMEBODY ARRANGE A CLASS REUNION ALREADY I HAVE SO MUCH FLEXING TO DO
so GOD DAMMIT WILL SOMEBODY ARRANGE A CLASS REUNION ALREADY I HAVE SO MUCH FLEXING TO DO
I hate the letter Q
"OHhh loOk aT me iM so QuiRky"
You're an O with a dick. Grow up already.
"OHhh loOk aT me iM so QuiRky"
You're an O with a dick. Grow up already.
December 13, 2024 at 2:45 PM
I hate the letter Q
"OHhh loOk aT me iM so QuiRky"
You're an O with a dick. Grow up already.
"OHhh loOk aT me iM so QuiRky"
You're an O with a dick. Grow up already.
Got fired as an awthor
not a clew why
not a clew why
December 12, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Got fired as an awthor
not a clew why
not a clew why
Me when my girlfriend is busy having a life
November 25, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Me when my girlfriend is busy having a life
Magician: Pick a card, any card
Me: (visibly panicking) PIKACHU
Me: (visibly panicking) PIKACHU
November 23, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Magician: Pick a card, any card
Me: (visibly panicking) PIKACHU
Me: (visibly panicking) PIKACHU
I'm hosting a me look alike contest
It's at my workplace
Just turn up, they'll show you where your desk is
It's at my workplace
Just turn up, they'll show you where your desk is
November 22, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I'm hosting a me look alike contest
It's at my workplace
Just turn up, they'll show you where your desk is
It's at my workplace
Just turn up, they'll show you where your desk is
Accidentally revealed i still have an msn email address to a bunch of teens today
Pray for me
Pray for me
November 20, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Accidentally revealed i still have an msn email address to a bunch of teens today
Pray for me
Pray for me
How your email finds me
November 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
How your email finds me
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Stay safe when drinking, always remember STAR:
S - Start drinking
T - Tasty drinky
A - Am drubk now
R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck
S - Start drinking
T - Tasty drinky
A - Am drubk now
R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck
November 19, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Stay safe when drinking, always remember STAR:
S - Start drinking
T - Tasty drinky
A - Am drubk now
R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck
S - Start drinking
T - Tasty drinky
A - Am drubk now
R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck
Stay safe when drinking, always remember STAR:
S - Start drinking
T - Tasty drinky
A - Am drubk now
R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck
S - Start drinking
T - Tasty drinky
A - Am drubk now
R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck
November 19, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Stay safe when drinking, always remember STAR:
S - Start drinking
T - Tasty drinky
A - Am drubk now
R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck
S - Start drinking
T - Tasty drinky
A - Am drubk now
R - Rhow doacronymys works I'm drùnck
Remember that one time when we all got into sea shanties?
November 18, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Remember that one time when we all got into sea shanties?
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[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
November 16, 2024 at 11:48 PM
[being chased by killer]
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
ME: *frantically pressing crosswalk button*
Got drunk and now i only speak in rhyme I will not be taking any questions at this time
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Got drunk and now i only speak in rhyme I will not be taking any questions at this time
Me: *orders food*
Me for the next half hour:
Me for the next half hour:
November 16, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Me: *orders food*
Me for the next half hour:
Me for the next half hour:
Going to start pronouncing W as wubbleyou with no explanation
Who's in
Who's in
November 15, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Going to start pronouncing W as wubbleyou with no explanation
Who's in
Who's in