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A whole lotta blithering gibberish, run through a nasally-pitched autotune processor, larded with lies and hot steaming garbage
So, the usual from Combover Caligula.
So, the usual from Combover Caligula.
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 AM
A whole lotta blithering gibberish, run through a nasally-pitched autotune processor, larded with lies and hot steaming garbage
So, the usual from Combover Caligula.
So, the usual from Combover Caligula.
Willing to bet, without security in place, one of Johnson’s fellow GOP representatives would have brained him with a crowbar for throwing them to the wolves waiting in their districts. Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals. Can’t wait til your constituents decide you’re no longer worthy of a paycheck.
December 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Willing to bet, without security in place, one of Johnson’s fellow GOP representatives would have brained him with a crowbar for throwing them to the wolves waiting in their districts. Happy Holidays, ya filthy animals. Can’t wait til your constituents decide you’re no longer worthy of a paycheck.
His base is brain-dead, and trained to drool in a Pavlovian manner, when he tells them to do so. This is reinforced by the media they consume. Expect them to shun any facts you present to them regarding anything he does to them, and expect them to deflect blame to Biden.
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
His base is brain-dead, and trained to drool in a Pavlovian manner, when he tells them to do so. This is reinforced by the media they consume. Expect them to shun any facts you present to them regarding anything he does to them, and expect them to deflect blame to Biden.
Lawful Evil sitting on my shoulder, preening his feathers with the sharp-edged pliers attached to his face. I have a contract with the adoption agency to provide for his every need, and he definitely holds me to it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Lawful Evil sitting on my shoulder, preening his feathers with the sharp-edged pliers attached to his face. I have a contract with the adoption agency to provide for his every need, and he definitely holds me to it.
When it becomes impossible to remove a government official via the ballot box, a represented-in-name-only populace will start giving serious consideration towards removing them in a different, less peaceful manner. Count on it.
December 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When it becomes impossible to remove a government official via the ballot box, a represented-in-name-only populace will start giving serious consideration towards removing them in a different, less peaceful manner. Count on it.
Crypto is ‘funny money’, just another get-rich-quick con run by fast-talkers who ate good at duping regular people out of their hard-earned money with a lot of razzle-dazzle. Same old snake oil, different decade, different name. He deserves rough justice, not a cushy prison sentence at Club Fed.
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Crypto is ‘funny money’, just another get-rich-quick con run by fast-talkers who ate good at duping regular people out of their hard-earned money with a lot of razzle-dazzle. Same old snake oil, different decade, different name. He deserves rough justice, not a cushy prison sentence at Club Fed.
Yep. She got what she wanted, and now she’s eying a much higher office. Don’t trust her, and don’t treat her like some king of hero for what is a strategic retreat.
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Yep. She got what she wanted, and now she’s eying a much higher office. Don’t trust her, and don’t treat her like some king of hero for what is a strategic retreat.
Folks forget that this ‘president’ is incredibly malleable, and easily swayed by the last person to speak to him. So the ‘lovefest’ will only last as long as it takes one of his far-right, Islamophobic advisors to change his mind by whispering some lies into the empty chamber between his ears.
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Folks forget that this ‘president’ is incredibly malleable, and easily swayed by the last person to speak to him. So the ‘lovefest’ will only last as long as it takes one of his far-right, Islamophobic advisors to change his mind by whispering some lies into the empty chamber between his ears.
Yep. You can just smell the stank that her self-serving ambition and her white Southern entitlement gives off.
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Yep. You can just smell the stank that her self-serving ambition and her white Southern entitlement gives off.
Yep. Empty-G wants a higher office, and the monster has to rebrand to do so. Don’t be fooled folks - this hyena’s still the same sort of predatory animal. She’s just trying out a different pelt to fool its prey.
November 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Yep. Empty-G wants a higher office, and the monster has to rebrand to do so. Don’t be fooled folks - this hyena’s still the same sort of predatory animal. She’s just trying out a different pelt to fool its prey.
The proper terms for the vehicle are ‘rolling dumpster’ and ‘wankpanzer’.
November 20, 2025 at 8:05 AM
The proper terms for the vehicle are ‘rolling dumpster’ and ‘wankpanzer’.
Not if the itching never, ever stops.
November 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Not if the itching never, ever stops.
I hope it involves an inordinate amount of maddening itching in hard to access places, at the worst possible times. Embarrassing places, preferably.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I hope it involves an inordinate amount of maddening itching in hard to access places, at the worst possible times. Embarrassing places, preferably.
I think we’re past the point of hexing with POS lawmakers like this.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
I think we’re past the point of hexing with POS lawmakers like this.
Oh, look, another opportunity to screw over the citizenry, courtesy of the Sh*tty SCROTUS Six.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh, look, another opportunity to screw over the citizenry, courtesy of the Sh*tty SCROTUS Six.
Way too much sugar in their drinks. I found that the only sugar-free syrup options ate caramel and vanilla, which means most of their seasonal stuff is off-limits for me. Haven’t shopped Target in over a year, but with inflation, I’m shopping a LOT less everywhere, and making my own coffee at home.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Way too much sugar in their drinks. I found that the only sugar-free syrup options ate caramel and vanilla, which means most of their seasonal stuff is off-limits for me. Haven’t shopped Target in over a year, but with inflation, I’m shopping a LOT less everywhere, and making my own coffee at home.
It’s a Jesuit college, with for-profit graduate degree colleges attached. A step up from the University of Phoenix.
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s a Jesuit college, with for-profit graduate degree colleges attached. A step up from the University of Phoenix.
Heh. I’m curious to know what the dollar value of the mofos would be, and where one would collect such a prize. I mean, would the awarded mofos arrive via certified mail, or would the team have to go pick up their winnings in person?
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Heh. I’m curious to know what the dollar value of the mofos would be, and where one would collect such a prize. I mean, would the awarded mofos arrive via certified mail, or would the team have to go pick up their winnings in person?
Marge is a shark that smells blood in the water, and is taking the opportunity to try to head up one faction of the GOP’s rancid, fracturing base. She fancies herself a leader, and given the vast stupidity of the U.S. electorate, she might just achieve a higher office.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Marge is a shark that smells blood in the water, and is taking the opportunity to try to head up one faction of the GOP’s rancid, fracturing base. She fancies herself a leader, and given the vast stupidity of the U.S. electorate, she might just achieve a higher office.
I’m a Coloradan, and I have the misfortune of having this cow as a representative. I did not vote for her, in the same way I would not claw my own face off with a garden rake. One simply doesn’t choose to do self destructive things. I am well aware of ALL of the really evil, slimy things she’s done.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m a Coloradan, and I have the misfortune of having this cow as a representative. I did not vote for her, in the same way I would not claw my own face off with a garden rake. One simply doesn’t choose to do self destructive things. I am well aware of ALL of the really evil, slimy things she’s done.
I’d be fine with their real noggins on a platter, but I suppose we have to take the high road. For now.
November 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I’d be fine with their real noggins on a platter, but I suppose we have to take the high road. For now.
We’re getting nada. Zippo. Zilch. We’re getting nothing of any value, thanks to these cowards. Primary their asses when it comes tome to end their careers.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
We’re getting nada. Zippo. Zilch. We’re getting nothing of any value, thanks to these cowards. Primary their asses when it comes tome to end their careers.
Both of my Senators voted ‘no’, which is only minutely comforting, as I know both are up for re-election soon-ish(Bennet next year, Hickenlooper in 2028). CO is a blue state with more independents than Dems or Rethugs, so they don’t want to seem like they’re giving in, even if they wanted to do so.
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Both of my Senators voted ‘no’, which is only minutely comforting, as I know both are up for re-election soon-ish(Bennet next year, Hickenlooper in 2028). CO is a blue state with more independents than Dems or Rethugs, so they don’t want to seem like they’re giving in, even if they wanted to do so.
Perhaps. Yes, Tangerine Palpatine will snuff it, eventually, but getting rid of one bloodsucking tick on the body politic isn’t enough. His parasitic supporters, his grifting tech bros, and the evil pack of lawyers working in the background to enable him also need prying loose and crushing.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Perhaps. Yes, Tangerine Palpatine will snuff it, eventually, but getting rid of one bloodsucking tick on the body politic isn’t enough. His parasitic supporters, his grifting tech bros, and the evil pack of lawyers working in the background to enable him also need prying loose and crushing.
Dunno about that. Her ex-husband had oil money, and she ran (poorly, from the food poisoning accounts), a gun-themed restaurant in Rifle. She’d probably still be doing something similar if the GOP voters in the 3rd hadn’t rewarded her awfulness with a House seat, and name recognition.
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Dunno about that. Her ex-husband had oil money, and she ran (poorly, from the food poisoning accounts), a gun-themed restaurant in Rifle. She’d probably still be doing something similar if the GOP voters in the 3rd hadn’t rewarded her awfulness with a House seat, and name recognition.