Fucking thissssssss

I’m in SD 40…unless Sen Marty announced his retirement this week, can’t. Won’t. 😂

Also, I forgot (how? But also what is brain function anymore?) that the head of the FAA is a crony. 😫

Oh. Neat. 

I 100% had your same thought at first. I have a flight booked for the 15th this month, and I’m sweating it. But this is apparently the FAA’s way to revolt against not getting paid on top of already being short 3,500 controllers, mandatory overtime and 6-day work weeks even before the shutdown.

A friend of mine is married to a pilot, is a former flight attendant, mom worked for American Airlines most of her career. This is actually a tactic to end the government shutdown. The last shutdown they did this, the government reopened in days. Rich people don’t want to use public transportation.

But you did it, and that is what matters, buddy. Cuz YEAH. This year is A Lot™️. ❤️❤️❤️

*extract wealth*.

You all know full well that there is no world in which Taylor Swift's house is broken into by home invaders while she's performing at the Grammys, and Travis Kelce empties a clip at them, and the cops bring drug dogs to the house to find Taylor's edibles and send her to jail.

She added to her responses later. 😂

Oh no. She’s…not good at this.

(I’m the one who sent the gifs.)

I’m not going to say no, but trust when I tell you that she’s known all the swears since toddlerhood. ¯\_(😂)_/¯

Thankfully, she at least doesn’t use the c-word. So, we’re still good parents. 💁🏼‍♀️

This was you?? I should have guessed. I had many former coworkers glad to have them last night ❤️❤️❤️

Brooklyn Park was told to shelter in place, but not North? Fuuuuuuuck that.

When you spend $45 million of other people's money on your dictator chic birthday and it's still worse than a roadside Taco Bell value-package party.