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Oof. Salazar is two degrees from "he hits me because he loves me." Almost as bad as Megyn Kelly saying Trump isn't actually a pedophile because the kids were 15.
November 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Looks like a Saturday Night Live sketch.
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
When do we find an Epstein email that says:

"Bring a few boys to the island for Lady G"
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
LOL
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Or lead a journalist to his death?
Or released the whereabouts of US spies?
Or stole confidential documents the US?
etc. etc. etc.
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
"If one were cosplaying as the Epstein Island estate house boy just as an example..."
November 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Crazy. You'd almost think he's committed the most crimes too, but, there's no way of really knowing.
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Jesus, Dude, Trump is not going to blow you.
November 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Mike Johnson is not a bright puppet.

Whoops- man. Not a bright man.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Only what, 1600 times in the emails we've seen so far?
November 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Jordan went on to clarify he meant "exposing bad guys who do bad things" but not "team doctors who touched college wrestlers inappropriately while you're an assistant coach on the wrestling team regardless of the fact you laughed at them when they told you it was happening."
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
To be clear he's definitely not talking about Jeffrey Epstein's victims, 17 year-old girls who got trafficked and raped, when he mentions innocent people.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Also the economy is booming and Republicans crushed the 2025 elections.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 PM
[whispers] It might've been the tariffs that were imposed by a president who doesn't fully understand how tariffs work.
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"I've got our new angle. We'll normalize the raping of 15 year-olds in an attempt to make Trump look better."
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Every American: [checks wallet]
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"The MRI proved he was a genius."
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I can't imagine working so hard to provide a cover-up for Trump, who clearly touched underage kids inappropriately, else he wouldn't give a damn about releasing the files.

Leavitt is fucking gross.
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM