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i added bluesky shitposting to my hobbies
interviewer: what are you passionate about
me: ai-enabled scalable solutions
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
an older sister is like HR. you think they’re on your side but they’re bringing whatever you tell them to the big bosses (your parents)
June 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i’m not even in manhattan yet - why does this subway smell like nuts nuts nuts
May 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i’m at a vibey coffee shop with a black sesame latte surrounded by people who also don’t have a laptop. so are we all just unemployed or -
May 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
why does every ai company claim to create scalable solutions. don’t they do the opposite - like isn’t the point of robots to make absolute solutions?
May 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the way i confidently gave a woman the wrong directions to barclays - i’m back in bk baby
May 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the stress that is induced when a guy doesn’t have their zodiac sign on their hinge profile
April 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
being an adult in 2025 in this country: debating whether to go to an aoc rally or doing laundry
April 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i should have negotiated sleep in my offer letter
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
fuck these 6:30am meetings!!!fuck daylight savings! it’s so dark. can i sleep forever?????
March 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i wonder when i can get more than 3 hours of sleep every night
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
a justin bieber unplugged concert/album would hit so hard
March 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i really need to retrain my aries brain to *not* think that if a person reschedules a meeting, then it’s a power play
March 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
having slack on my phone truly makes me invincible until someone wants to hop on a quick call
February 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
remember that model in the 90s who was like, i don’t get out of bed for less than $10k or some shit like that?

i will immediately get out of bed when my stomach starts grumbling
February 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
as soon as as i experience minimal to moderate heartbreak, i want bangs
February 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
as soon as the weather is just 5 degrees warmer, i want an entirely new wardrobe and to cut off all my hair
February 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
friday morning. i love current me (rotting in bed) so much that i’m ok with stressing out monday morning me
February 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
the problem with wanting infinite things is the lack of infinite money
February 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
so i’m sick. the only things i want to eat are bread, diet coke, and dark chocolate. perhaps there are better remedies
February 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
i am sick. my body aches. i hate everyone and everything. i just want to breathe 😭
February 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
new corporate speak i am proud of coining: “seems like an interesting choice in prioritization”

translation: “why the hell are we doing this NOW when everything else is on fire”
February 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
anytime i do ANY work that was clearly defined in my job description, i’m like: “dang i should have asked for more money”
February 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
the excitement i have when plans are cancelled so i can roast a chicken and catch up on bravo in PEACE
February 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i am hungover from people.

too. many. social. interactions. i. am. dead. but. need. to. go. grocery. shopping.
February 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM