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@abztrax.bsky.social
· Jan 23
i added bluesky shitposting to my hobbies
interviewer: what are you passionate about
me: ai-enabled scalable solutions
me: ai-enabled scalable solutions
October 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
interviewer: what are you passionate about
me: ai-enabled scalable solutions
me: ai-enabled scalable solutions
an older sister is like HR. you think they’re on your side but they’re bringing whatever you tell them to the big bosses (your parents)
June 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
an older sister is like HR. you think they’re on your side but they’re bringing whatever you tell them to the big bosses (your parents)
i’m not even in manhattan yet - why does this subway smell like nuts nuts nuts
May 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i’m not even in manhattan yet - why does this subway smell like nuts nuts nuts
i’m at a vibey coffee shop with a black sesame latte surrounded by people who also don’t have a laptop. so are we all just unemployed or -
May 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i’m at a vibey coffee shop with a black sesame latte surrounded by people who also don’t have a laptop. so are we all just unemployed or -
why does every ai company claim to create scalable solutions. don’t they do the opposite - like isn’t the point of robots to make absolute solutions?
May 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
why does every ai company claim to create scalable solutions. don’t they do the opposite - like isn’t the point of robots to make absolute solutions?
the way i confidently gave a woman the wrong directions to barclays - i’m back in bk baby
May 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
the way i confidently gave a woman the wrong directions to barclays - i’m back in bk baby
the stress that is induced when a guy doesn’t have their zodiac sign on their hinge profile
April 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
the stress that is induced when a guy doesn’t have their zodiac sign on their hinge profile
being an adult in 2025 in this country: debating whether to go to an aoc rally or doing laundry
April 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
being an adult in 2025 in this country: debating whether to go to an aoc rally or doing laundry
i should have negotiated sleep in my offer letter
March 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
i should have negotiated sleep in my offer letter
fuck these 6:30am meetings!!!fuck daylight savings! it’s so dark. can i sleep forever?????
March 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
fuck these 6:30am meetings!!!fuck daylight savings! it’s so dark. can i sleep forever?????
i wonder when i can get more than 3 hours of sleep every night
March 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
i wonder when i can get more than 3 hours of sleep every night
a justin bieber unplugged concert/album would hit so hard
March 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
a justin bieber unplugged concert/album would hit so hard
i really need to retrain my aries brain to *not* think that if a person reschedules a meeting, then it’s a power play
March 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i really need to retrain my aries brain to *not* think that if a person reschedules a meeting, then it’s a power play
having slack on my phone truly makes me invincible until someone wants to hop on a quick call
February 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
having slack on my phone truly makes me invincible until someone wants to hop on a quick call
remember that model in the 90s who was like, i don’t get out of bed for less than $10k or some shit like that?
i will immediately get out of bed when my stomach starts grumbling
i will immediately get out of bed when my stomach starts grumbling
February 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
remember that model in the 90s who was like, i don’t get out of bed for less than $10k or some shit like that?
i will immediately get out of bed when my stomach starts grumbling
i will immediately get out of bed when my stomach starts grumbling
as soon as as i experience minimal to moderate heartbreak, i want bangs
February 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
as soon as as i experience minimal to moderate heartbreak, i want bangs
as soon as the weather is just 5 degrees warmer, i want an entirely new wardrobe and to cut off all my hair
February 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
as soon as the weather is just 5 degrees warmer, i want an entirely new wardrobe and to cut off all my hair
friday morning. i love current me (rotting in bed) so much that i’m ok with stressing out monday morning me
February 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
friday morning. i love current me (rotting in bed) so much that i’m ok with stressing out monday morning me
the problem with wanting infinite things is the lack of infinite money
February 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
the problem with wanting infinite things is the lack of infinite money
so i’m sick. the only things i want to eat are bread, diet coke, and dark chocolate. perhaps there are better remedies
February 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
so i’m sick. the only things i want to eat are bread, diet coke, and dark chocolate. perhaps there are better remedies
i am sick. my body aches. i hate everyone and everything. i just want to breathe 😭
February 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i am sick. my body aches. i hate everyone and everything. i just want to breathe 😭
new corporate speak i am proud of coining: “seems like an interesting choice in prioritization”
translation: “why the hell are we doing this NOW when everything else is on fire”
translation: “why the hell are we doing this NOW when everything else is on fire”
February 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
new corporate speak i am proud of coining: “seems like an interesting choice in prioritization”
translation: “why the hell are we doing this NOW when everything else is on fire”
translation: “why the hell are we doing this NOW when everything else is on fire”
anytime i do ANY work that was clearly defined in my job description, i’m like: “dang i should have asked for more money”
February 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
anytime i do ANY work that was clearly defined in my job description, i’m like: “dang i should have asked for more money”
the excitement i have when plans are cancelled so i can roast a chicken and catch up on bravo in PEACE
February 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
the excitement i have when plans are cancelled so i can roast a chicken and catch up on bravo in PEACE
i am hungover from people.
too. many. social. interactions. i. am. dead. but. need. to. go. grocery. shopping.
too. many. social. interactions. i. am. dead. but. need. to. go. grocery. shopping.
February 16, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i am hungover from people.
too. many. social. interactions. i. am. dead. but. need. to. go. grocery. shopping.
too. many. social. interactions. i. am. dead. but. need. to. go. grocery. shopping.