Kobolds who have to yell all the time because their stomachs are just so loud
Even moreso if they've eaten recently

Someone TFing them into a tall thing without fat hips only for both of them to rebound into fatter hipped shorter things

If a doll experiences symptoms of lethargy and tiredness it's a sign it needs urgent maintenance. Gears may need to be replaces and mechanisms may be causing friction

This is why me, and many other folks, have been sharing information on how/why you should be contacting your local reps about this stuff and filing complaints against said companies.
If you haven't done so, now is the time.
stop-paypros.neocities.org#contactinfo
yellat.money

Easily broken sex toy mouse getting endlessly flustered by being treated gently and taken care of
It *could* be broken in a moment, yes. But why ruin such a pretty little thing