Dirtbagatha Christie
@abysostoked.bsky.social
Strange but not a stranger.
Midwestern void screamer.
Midwestern void screamer.
A perfect celebration for our little dude. Man, we feel so loved.
October 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A perfect celebration for our little dude. Man, we feel so loved.
Every year, I host “TwiNight” where my friends and I watch Twilight (Mystery 3000 Theater-style commentary) and have a vampire themed menu. This time we are watching Eclipse, so my friend Liz made these ice cubes in honor of the newborn army and brought bagel BITES. Lmfao 😅
October 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Every year, I host “TwiNight” where my friends and I watch Twilight (Mystery 3000 Theater-style commentary) and have a vampire themed menu. This time we are watching Eclipse, so my friend Liz made these ice cubes in honor of the newborn army and brought bagel BITES. Lmfao 😅
Pretty much how being pregnant feels rn
October 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pretty much how being pregnant feels rn
Seeing this much rain on the upcoming forecast makes my heart soooo happy. 🖤🌧️🌧️🌧️
September 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Seeing this much rain on the upcoming forecast makes my heart soooo happy. 🖤🌧️🌧️🌧️
Mom and dad out on a late night date.
September 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Mom and dad out on a late night date.
Chowing tf down 🤤
July 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Chowing tf down 🤤
Im annoyed af with everythingggggg todayyyyyyhhyy
July 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Im annoyed af with everythingggggg todayyyyyyhhyy
Rooftop party at the museum.✨
June 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Rooftop party at the museum.✨
Chicago slapped ✨🌈✌🏻🖤
June 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Chicago slapped ✨🌈✌🏻🖤
Thanks, I hate it.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Thanks, I hate it.
Hello, Chicago🖤✨
June 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Hello, Chicago🖤✨
Check out this sick hood ornament!
June 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Check out this sick hood ornament!
Ugh, I just love him.🥰✨
May 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Ugh, I just love him.🥰✨
I remain convinced that when things get dark, music is light.
May 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I remain convinced that when things get dark, music is light.
When the homies know you don’t drink but you still party. 🥹❤️✨
May 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When the homies know you don’t drink but you still party. 🥹❤️✨
The Georgia Aquarium was next level. Ethereal experience.🪼🦈✨
May 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
The Georgia Aquarium was next level. Ethereal experience.🪼🦈✨
The best bridge in a song ever
May 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The best bridge in a song ever
I want the loser whistle from SpongeBob.
May 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I want the loser whistle from SpongeBob.