Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are.

“Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.

Ohboy...

Very happy with that. Taking something back from London is unusual enough to feel good!

Before kick-off, my only hope was that we'd avoid getting murdered. And we end up deserving to have got something from the game.

The important thing is to take the positives from that and build on them.

I like the guy, and I think he's been done dirty by recruitment, but I can't see Farke lasting out December.

Hope he can explain it to the rest of us, I'm baffled by that.

*sets watch by it*

Seven more minutes, lads...

Does himself no favours, that lad. Can't pick a quick enough pass. Will he ever add it to his game?

Might as well keep the first half of that sentence saved for a quick copy/paste whenever Aaronson gets the ball. In any game.

I'll take those changes 15 minutes ago please.

Ah bollocks

CDs and DVDs. And Blu-Rays.

Damned if I'm relying on subscription services who can remove movies and albums whenever they feel like it!

Bijol next week please.