Flaming Bagpipes
@abusiveprostate.bsky.social
I hate republicans
I hate democrats
I hate liberals too
I hate democrats
I hate liberals too
this is the last thing a black kid on his bike sees before the n word gets screamed out the passenger window of a lifted truck
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this is the last thing a black kid on his bike sees before the n word gets screamed out the passenger window of a lifted truck
if Trump knew what he was doing he could just not tell people he’s blowing up boats with predator missiles and instead use CIA operatives to convince the locals it was aliens
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
if Trump knew what he was doing he could just not tell people he’s blowing up boats with predator missiles and instead use CIA operatives to convince the locals it was aliens
when i become president im turning the ballroom into a cross fit influencer gym in my attempt to break the presidential assassination speedrun
October 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
when i become president im turning the ballroom into a cross fit influencer gym in my attempt to break the presidential assassination speedrun
you can induce schizophrenia in basically anyone over 20 years old by showing them the right combo of TikTok’s
October 22, 2025 at 3:23 AM
you can induce schizophrenia in basically anyone over 20 years old by showing them the right combo of TikTok’s
Jelly Roll is the only musician that I’ve heard people preface their love for him by saying “I’m not a fan of his music but…”
October 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Jelly Roll is the only musician that I’ve heard people preface their love for him by saying “I’m not a fan of his music but…”
lol. You’re going to shoot me because I’m antifa?
ICE Agent: *shoots me*
really? You realize it’s an ideology not a group, right?
Ice Agent: *Shoots me again*
Lmao show me the “antifa headquarters”
ICE Agent: *Empties clip into me and kills my neighbors dog*
ICE Agent: *shoots me*
really? You realize it’s an ideology not a group, right?
Ice Agent: *Shoots me again*
Lmao show me the “antifa headquarters”
ICE Agent: *Empties clip into me and kills my neighbors dog*
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
lol. You’re going to shoot me because I’m antifa?
ICE Agent: *shoots me*
really? You realize it’s an ideology not a group, right?
Ice Agent: *Shoots me again*
Lmao show me the “antifa headquarters”
ICE Agent: *Empties clip into me and kills my neighbors dog*
ICE Agent: *shoots me*
really? You realize it’s an ideology not a group, right?
Ice Agent: *Shoots me again*
Lmao show me the “antifa headquarters”
ICE Agent: *Empties clip into me and kills my neighbors dog*
my dad works at the White House and said they actually weren’t supposed to knock anything down but Pete Hegseth thought it was Beer Friday and wanted to operate heavy machinery
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
my dad works at the White House and said they actually weren’t supposed to knock anything down but Pete Hegseth thought it was Beer Friday and wanted to operate heavy machinery
if I was the guy demolishing the White House with a backhoe I’d be blasting Animal by 3 Days Grace
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
if I was the guy demolishing the White House with a backhoe I’d be blasting Animal by 3 Days Grace
does Trump realize how gay a BALL room is anyway
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
does Trump realize how gay a BALL room is anyway
the thing about regretful Trump voters is that the vast majority of them would instantly vote for Trump 2 in a heart beat
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
the thing about regretful Trump voters is that the vast majority of them would instantly vote for Trump 2 in a heart beat
Probably most famous for 30 year olds is Al Queda. I remember my elementary math teacher going off on a rant about the Middle East to a bunch of forth graders. “They hate us for our freedom” was an oddly common explanation when older brothers across the country were showing kids beheading videos
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Probably most famous for 30 year olds is Al Queda. I remember my elementary math teacher going off on a rant about the Middle East to a bunch of forth graders. “They hate us for our freedom” was an oddly common explanation when older brothers across the country were showing kids beheading videos
Zero percent of violent groups were violent for the sake of violence. There is absolutely zero societal or evolutionary benefit for a group of people to just begin killing indiscriminately. Obviously there’s outliers — serial killers, mass shooters etc. but they are not groups, they are people
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Zero percent of violent groups were violent for the sake of violence. There is absolutely zero societal or evolutionary benefit for a group of people to just begin killing indiscriminately. Obviously there’s outliers — serial killers, mass shooters etc. but they are not groups, they are people
Violence obviously is bad, I feel like I have to specify that for when these posts that I send into the void end up being scraped by an all seeing surveillance system. Not that it would matter in that case, but I digress.
October 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Violence obviously is bad, I feel like I have to specify that for when these posts that I send into the void end up being scraped by an all seeing surveillance system. Not that it would matter in that case, but I digress.
Correct. So why are we doing nothing?
October 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Correct. So why are we doing nothing?
the average liberal will never be comfortable with political violence. Their belief in liberalism hinges on an idealized idea of peace where nobody intentionally harms one another, and if they do they are an outlier that is swiftly punished
October 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
the average liberal will never be comfortable with political violence. Their belief in liberalism hinges on an idealized idea of peace where nobody intentionally harms one another, and if they do they are an outlier that is swiftly punished
we’re two weeks away from footage of this kid actively participating in an ICE raid
October 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
we’re two weeks away from footage of this kid actively participating in an ICE raid
it’s insane how 20 years ago there were specific websites you had to go to for racism. someone’s loser older would show it to you, and you and your friends would huddle around the computer in secrecy not entirely understanding why but nonetheless knowing this is not something you should be reading
August 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
it’s insane how 20 years ago there were specific websites you had to go to for racism. someone’s loser older would show it to you, and you and your friends would huddle around the computer in secrecy not entirely understanding why but nonetheless knowing this is not something you should be reading
y’all mind if this white boy walk with whimsy in his heart?
August 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
y’all mind if this white boy walk with whimsy in his heart?
i don’t watch Fox News, idiot. I listen to a podcast where two guys share the exact same views as Fox News while occasionally making fart jokes
August 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i don’t watch Fox News, idiot. I listen to a podcast where two guys share the exact same views as Fox News while occasionally making fart jokes
i loved Paul walkers work with minors i had no idea about his little hot wheels movies
August 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
i loved Paul walkers work with minors i had no idea about his little hot wheels movies
really interesting how the business strategy for AI seems to be “keep investing billions of dollars but make sure it never gets any better”
August 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
really interesting how the business strategy for AI seems to be “keep investing billions of dollars but make sure it never gets any better”
musician who wrote the song “I want to shoot a Republican in the chest with a revolver (and piss on their grave): I hate Donald Trump
40 year old conservative: yeah I loved them before they decided to get political. go woke go broke
40 year old conservative: yeah I loved them before they decided to get political. go woke go broke
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
musician who wrote the song “I want to shoot a Republican in the chest with a revolver (and piss on their grave): I hate Donald Trump
40 year old conservative: yeah I loved them before they decided to get political. go woke go broke
40 year old conservative: yeah I loved them before they decided to get political. go woke go broke
man the silent hill teaser was predictably god awful. Even more predictably I will be seeing it release day
August 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
man the silent hill teaser was predictably god awful. Even more predictably I will be seeing it release day
what if Jesus was actually just some loser that got taken under the wing of a bunch of jocks who ironically hyped him up as a bit. basically im asking what the chances are that Jesus was the original and most successful lolcow
August 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
what if Jesus was actually just some loser that got taken under the wing of a bunch of jocks who ironically hyped him up as a bit. basically im asking what the chances are that Jesus was the original and most successful lolcow
the blatantly manufactured outrage at the Cracker Barrel logo change seems stupid at first glance, but i think it’s obvious that it’s essentially a show of force. If a mob can be whipped into a frenzy for something as benign as a logo change, you better play ball.
August 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
the blatantly manufactured outrage at the Cracker Barrel logo change seems stupid at first glance, but i think it’s obvious that it’s essentially a show of force. If a mob can be whipped into a frenzy for something as benign as a logo change, you better play ball.