Andy
@aburns.bsky.social
MN based, Threat Detection @ Fortune 100, aspiring amateur.
The red is so beautiful.
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The red is so beautiful.
Western Suburbs of Minneapolis. This is in a park with lights all around.
November 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Western Suburbs of Minneapolis. This is in a park with lights all around.
Amateur-tip: an iPhone flashlight works as lighting to get a portrait shot.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Amateur-tip: an iPhone flashlight works as lighting to get a portrait shot.
Makes me want to walk around their corporate campus and ask why the security guards aren’t smiling at me.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Makes me want to walk around their corporate campus and ask why the security guards aren’t smiling at me.
Always makes me wonder if it’s self-congratulatory… “well I didn’t vote like this”.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Always makes me wonder if it’s self-congratulatory… “well I didn’t vote like this”.
Can’t just limit it to ICE though… CBP needs to included as well.
November 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can’t just limit it to ICE though… CBP needs to included as well.
Underrated pest/bug control option. Trying to teach the family to leave any resident spiders alone.
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Underrated pest/bug control option. Trying to teach the family to leave any resident spiders alone.
Working with Europeans is amazing right now.
“Why do you keep telling the Americans they need this ‘open enrollment’ thing?”
<I explain American health insurance>
“You are lying, it can’t be that bad”
Actshually… it’s worse.
“Why do you keep telling the Americans they need this ‘open enrollment’ thing?”
<I explain American health insurance>
“You are lying, it can’t be that bad”
Actshually… it’s worse.
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Working with Europeans is amazing right now.
“Why do you keep telling the Americans they need this ‘open enrollment’ thing?”
<I explain American health insurance>
“You are lying, it can’t be that bad”
Actshually… it’s worse.
“Why do you keep telling the Americans they need this ‘open enrollment’ thing?”
<I explain American health insurance>
“You are lying, it can’t be that bad”
Actshually… it’s worse.
I thought this was a title of an article by @theonion.com at first…
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I thought this was a title of an article by @theonion.com at first…
God damn, how awesome would that be?
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
God damn, how awesome would that be?
@weratedogs.com he’s stealing your bit.
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
@weratedogs.com he’s stealing your bit.
If a company has employees in SNAP benefits, they should lose the ability to use most tax incentives.
October 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If a company has employees in SNAP benefits, they should lose the ability to use most tax incentives.
Soy boy is just sitting there
October 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Soy boy is just sitting there
Phantom-of-the-Opera-Mayor
October 25, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Phantom-of-the-Opera-Mayor
“You have to be in-person to work but you can be remote for us to fire you” is not the message they think it is.
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
“You have to be in-person to work but you can be remote for us to fire you” is not the message they think it is.
“Shape of My Heart” is so good it had to be on there twice.
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“Shape of My Heart” is so good it had to be on there twice.
God damn this is all bangers… And I’m old.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
God damn this is all bangers… And I’m old.
Having to explain to older progressives/liberals that the film is propaganda is getting exhausting.
October 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Having to explain to older progressives/liberals that the film is propaganda is getting exhausting.
Feels deeply on-brand that “the Minnesota Tribune” doesn’t have full time coverage of the Lynx.
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Feels deeply on-brand that “the Minnesota Tribune” doesn’t have full time coverage of the Lynx.
His nickname is great…
September 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
His nickname is great…