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Andrew
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. . . you have the money, the robots are in the trucks, they are fanning out across town, the cheese is everywhere, they cannot turn back.
The only Friday that counts down the things each week that make you say the title of the Friday. I’m Frasier Crane. I’m Kath Barbadoro. And I’m Eli Yudin.
January 25, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Delroy Lindo.
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 AM
SOMETIMES GOING ALL THE WAY IS JUST THE START!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 AM
👎
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
AMERICAN CHEESE!!!
December 31, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I think I have a dozen Kunz spoons in case someone uses one.
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Good lunch.
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
“Delivering new innovations”!? The last innovation they delivered in office was like xlookup, and that was the most obvious thing of all time.
December 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
How are we not talking about the balloon arch!?
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m listening
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“idiotic sandwich discourse and goofy sports shit” is the reason I’m an Accomplice, so please keep it up!
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me too, brother.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
While I agree 100% with the larger point, the Solterra specifically sucks so much to use.
December 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I’m voting so hard, though.
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Certainly not Bank of Accurate kerning on our fonts.
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’m guessing you were Charmes Chambertin or Dugat-Py?
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
😉
November 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Praise the Sun!!! 🌞☀️🌤️🔆
November 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Oh hell yeah, brother. That’s a good lookin’ lunch.
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Feels like a Crank (2006) situation where if he goes more than 24 hours without a deal he dies.
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Rich dumb guy or poor dumb guy?
October 31, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That’s a good lunch!
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Can’t believe Run Away With Me got snubbed like this. youtu.be/TeccAtqd5K8?...
Carly Rae Jepsen - Run Away With Me
YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO
youtu.be
October 29, 2025 at 6:40 AM
You won’t regret it!
October 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Shohei is 31, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM