Do you think this is because i told her my job made me want to jump out a window. Sabrina it’s important to me you know said window was a first story window…

There’s this fun game i think everyone should play called “let your kids play hookie (hooky?) one day out of the month of December” it’s so super fun i promise!!

And I substitute all day in a different second grade class at the same school on Monday… girl….

I know how to change a tire. Vaguely. In theory. I definitely know how to air it up, so that’s something.

My parents didn’t have a son but they got the next best thing: oldest daughter overachiever. Hand me all that patio furniture I’ll carry it to the back of the house no problem.

I’m telling her it’s bc you don’t love us anymore </3… JK I will tell them you send well wishes <3 of course. We will still miss you though!!

Ever since last year my wardrobe has been upgrading 😎 you need to come see it again. Gaga said she’s very sad you’re not visiting for the holidays again LMAO.

Im watching The Nanny now as I e-mail my advisor 🤩

What if I told you this was the plot of pathologic…