Melvin E Spann II
@absurdnerd.bsky.social
Area of Specialty: Chaotic harmony, cultivated disorder and the atonal structure of infinite beauty.
I volunteer as peer reviewer! 🙋🏽♂️
March 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I volunteer as peer reviewer! 🙋🏽♂️
Free my manz 🥰❤️
February 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Free my manz 🥰❤️
*Luigi Magione pops up in a news article*
Mé:
Mé:
February 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
*Luigi Magione pops up in a news article*
Mé:
Mé:
How many points though? 🤔
February 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
How many points though? 🤔
The "every piece of media I consume should be about me" crowd has been real loud lately. 🤔
February 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The "every piece of media I consume should be about me" crowd has been real loud lately. 🤔
If I saw this at the function, I'd find a new function-
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If I saw this at the function, I'd find a new function-
Me after filing my taxes as "head of household":
February 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Me after filing my taxes as "head of household":
One of the few celebrities I'll always respect for using their platform for raising others
February 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
One of the few celebrities I'll always respect for using their platform for raising others
"Breaking News:"
Me:
Me:
February 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
"Breaking News:"
Me:
Me:
I just know every time he signs an executive order, behind the oval office desk he's just kicking his lil' feet with glee- 💯😩👌
February 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I just know every time he signs an executive order, behind the oval office desk he's just kicking his lil' feet with glee- 💯😩👌
A draft-dodger letting us know who deserves to be in the military is nauseatingly rich 🤢
January 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A draft-dodger letting us know who deserves to be in the military is nauseatingly rich 🤢
The people's husband:
January 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The people's husband:
I hate my brain sometimes- There I was, tossing and turning thinking about the properties of cornstarch now here I am at 4AM Googling how to make oobleck. 😪
January 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I hate my brain sometimes- There I was, tossing and turning thinking about the properties of cornstarch now here I am at 4AM Googling how to make oobleck. 😪
Happy 2nd Birthday Finnegan! 🥳🎂🐶
January 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Happy 2nd Birthday Finnegan! 🥳🎂🐶
I guess all I can do is wait for friends to appear—
January 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I guess all I can do is wait for friends to appear—