A Weirdo™ with Taste
@absurdistmayo.bsky.social
Existence is absurd.
THE BEST SHOW 💖
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 AM
THE BEST SHOW 💖
Happy birthday! Barely a Millennial, but it still counts!
January 8, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Happy birthday! Barely a Millennial, but it still counts!
This picture of you and Jen is just
a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
ALT: a cartoon character from the emperor 's new groove is giving the ok sign .
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December 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This picture of you and Jen is just
I love that jacket. 👏
November 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I love that jacket. 👏
Also, is the father of a K-name girl a type? 🤔
October 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Also, is the father of a K-name girl a type? 🤔
Ooooh, I *really* like this one. 🙌
October 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ooooh, I *really* like this one. 🙌
Genuinely need more Eivor out there. Bless your horny soul. 🙌
October 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Genuinely need more Eivor out there. Bless your horny soul. 🙌
This is how I learned that Diane Keaton passed. 🥲
October 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
This is how I learned that Diane Keaton passed. 🥲
That's so cool!! 😍
October 2, 2025 at 7:35 AM
That's so cool!! 😍
I tried a drawing class one time with an open mind and I was still unsurprised to learn that drawing stresses me out to a ridiculous degree and is *not* my outlet.
I'm truly in awe that someone can keep a daily streak going a fully year, let alone coming up on *six*!!! 👏👏👏
I'm truly in awe that someone can keep a daily streak going a fully year, let alone coming up on *six*!!! 👏👏👏
September 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I tried a drawing class one time with an open mind and I was still unsurprised to learn that drawing stresses me out to a ridiculous degree and is *not* my outlet.
I'm truly in awe that someone can keep a daily streak going a fully year, let alone coming up on *six*!!! 👏👏👏
I'm truly in awe that someone can keep a daily streak going a fully year, let alone coming up on *six*!!! 👏👏👏
I'm so fucking hyped for this (and you)!! 😭
August 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I'm so fucking hyped for this (and you)!! 😭
Yes yes yes yes yes 💖
August 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Yes yes yes yes yes 💖
I deeply enjoy this. 💖 I want to integrate this into my daily perspective.
August 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I deeply enjoy this. 💖 I want to integrate this into my daily perspective.
This *instantly* convinced me to follow you. Buongiorno dagli Stati (aiutateci)!
May 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
This *instantly* convinced me to follow you. Buongiorno dagli Stati (aiutateci)!
I can confirm that it worked. 👍
May 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I can confirm that it worked. 👍
I can confirm that this immediately worked. 👍
May 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I can confirm that this immediately worked. 👍
Dude, how are you so cool? 😭
May 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Dude, how are you so cool? 😭