I like mixed jelly beans because to truly enjoy them, you must eat them one at a time. The flavors are not meant to be mixed. You must chew each one by itself and think about the flavor. Slow down and enjoy.

Occasionally I see a MAGA response on someone’s post and I go block them immediately. I’m simply not having it.

This shit was wild.

I don’t understand why people let their Venmo transactions be public. Why do you want us to know?

Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content.

That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂

Here’s some unsolicited advice: Make like Chris Farley and say out loud “That’s gonna leave a mark!” any time you bump a part of your body. That way when you find a bruise in the shower later, you’re more likely to remember how the hell you got that.