Why is autocorrect trying to get me fired?

They stole this line directly from my LinkedIn bio!

You're telling me that these are the paramilitary mercenaries that stormed Moscow? Unbelievable!

My wife vs me cutting tags off of my kids clothes.

I asked my toddler who was “scary” in this picture.

She chose correctly.

Just think, we could have been enjoying a beverage aptly named “La Kirk”

a rare miss by Kirkland Signature…