*in the garden of switches* ooh whats this one do *innocent flick of switch* random guy in manhattan: i actually love and appreciate everyone i see on the street
September 9, 2023 at 12:48 PM
*in the garden of switches* ooh whats this one do *innocent flick of switch* random guy in manhattan: i actually love and appreciate everyone i see on the street
if you ever need to distract a trans woman but don't have a smoke bomb you can always tell her that you're flexible enough to put both feet behind your head at the same time because she'll get so horny that she'll think she has covid, giving you ample time to escape
July 30, 2023 at 2:49 AM
if you ever need to distract a trans woman but don't have a smoke bomb you can always tell her that you're flexible enough to put both feet behind your head at the same time because she'll get so horny that she'll think she has covid, giving you ample time to escape
been doing a lot of "thinking" recently. i think socrates would be proud of me. trying to figure out what youtube video to watch while i eat is exactly what he wouldve wanted for me.
July 26, 2023 at 5:23 AM
been doing a lot of "thinking" recently. i think socrates would be proud of me. trying to figure out what youtube video to watch while i eat is exactly what he wouldve wanted for me.