My 2-yr-old wears 'gobbles' instead of goggles, and it is indeed the only thing that keeps me going

It was the lamest of times, the fucking lamest of times

King of the Slopshop

Someone should tell his face

We have a Jude and still love the name 5 years in! Not sure how it plays in the US, but

Sounds like he's attended the Elon Musk School of Comedy.

Capsicum
Love, Actually
Wood

The messiest day in our house is the day AFTER the cleaner has been. They move through like locusts. Its like they want to make up for lost time 😭

My parents tried to tell me my kids are 'so much worse' than my brother and I were, to which I replied 'my 2 yr old doesn’t stalk the supermarket aisles saying 'fuck fuck fuck' (my brother did) and they had ZERO recollection and tried to deny it! Self-protection - adults' memories are suspect, too

My best friend died a month ago. My 2yo keeps saying, 'Philippa dead mum. In the ground. So sad.' Thanks for the persistent reminders, kiddo 🫠

Yuh. Seems like I come to BlueSky when I want to be depressed about the state of the world and Threads for the laughs, these days

I was sold on Ramona but my husband was a firm no. It's not even crazy? We have Edie Pip instead.

Like the time my mother suggested my next career step, after newly-admitted lawyer, was judge. Sure, will get right on it

I know it's not the point of the post but a 9am birthday party?? I have kids (2,4) in Australia and that start time would be sacrilegious!