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Abssy_East
@abssyeast.bsky.social
Founder, All You Can ETF LLC. Focused on index & ETP product development/management, marketing, and education. Good with letters and numbers. Always striving to be more Pythonic.
I just want to know who’s gonna do the blockchain post mortem to find out which whales turned IBIT shareholders into bagholders…
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yes, the people who wrote the constitution. Also, the people he appointed to SCOTUS
November 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Since January 20, 2025 apparently.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Needs more $TSLAQ!
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
That A1 technology, it's really going places!
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Good luck getting all those offshore VPN providers lists of server IP addresses so they can be blocked...
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Just our Arsonist/Firefighter-in-Chief doing what he does best.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
SMALL RATE MAKE BIG STOCK!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Don't worry, of course my dad will lend us the car to go to the concert!
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
But why would we want to focus on that when (checks notes) the government is reopening.

Bread and circuses without the bread.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Not explicitly but it did give very detailed instructions on how to do it.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
285 to Windsor, Ontario and 1,397 to Laredo, Texas.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Classic head and shoulders!
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
As a duallie, this a conversation I have with myself (and my wife) more frequently these days. To be clear, our costs are subsidized at both the federal and state level but even with those subsidies for 2026 we’re still looking at about $1700 a month.
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
FWIW the sticker price of my healthcare plan went from $2,300/mo in 2025 to $3,300/mo in 2026. Just because.
November 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
A story our current president knows all too well…
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Somehow I don’t see increased chaos being an issue for this administration.
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM