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AbsolutelyRachel
@absolutelyrachel.bsky.social
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AbsolutelyRachel @absolutelyrachel.bsky.social · Nov 25
Hi 👋🏼 I'm Rachel. I used to be a streamer/content creator but now I'm a feral person on the Internet.

A few things you should know:
👉🏼 Level 30+
👉🏼 ♣️🏳️‍🌈
👉🏼 Married
👉🏼 Cat momma
👉🏼 Norse folk witch
👉🏼 RPGs and cozy games are my jam.
👉🏼 I love DnD, but my tables always disbanded 😔
👉🏼 Swiftie
absolutelyrachel.bsky.social
It's only four episodes in and I shouldn't be this emotionally invested 😭 #cr4
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I would like to upgrade my complaint to scissor boys please and thank you.
absolutelyrachel.bsky.social AbsolutelyRachel @absolutelyrachel.bsky.social · Sep 7
I would like to lodge a complaint to Team Cherry about Lace. That is all.
September 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
absolutelyrachel.bsky.social
I would like to lodge a complaint to Team Cherry about Lace. That is all.
September 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
absolutelyrachel.bsky.social
I have not been able to function today since Taylor Swift announced her engagement 😭😭😭
August 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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It only took my third campaign as DM to kill PCs... Two of them died so far and they're only level 3. The adventure goes to level 11 😅
August 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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mahoukarp.com
Supportive sharks are all you need
#art #sharks #comic
Illustration of some sharks giving advice 1.) Its okay to ask for help 2.) You are not a burden 3.) Murder is okay 4.) Your feelings matter There is nothing unusual
August 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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dUnGeOnS aNd DrAgOnS iS a SeRiOuS gAmE.

Meanwhile, I had a yeti bitchslap one of my players with a mountain goat during today's session 🤣
August 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I'm on Instagram and I'm seeing all these "support for support" videos.

Yikes 😬

Who's gonna tell them?
August 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
absolutelyrachel.bsky.social
Going through my third campaign of being DM and honestly it's easier to do it pencil & paper compared to digital.
August 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
absolutelyrachel.bsky.social
I asked my husband what his realistic pokemon team would be and he said totodiles...

Only totodiles...

Totodiles that maim their trainers...

He said he wanted enough totodiles for it to become an invasive species...

Meanwhile I'm here with my team of all cat pokemon 😅
July 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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mahoukarp.com
very cute duck 🦆
#art #ducks
Illustration of a duck being complimented "Oh wow! Look at you! You look so cute!" Duck: Quack! (Translator note: You too!)
July 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Current campaign I play in is on hiatus... I'm currently gearing up to DM my third campaign... And the slippery slope to forever DM begins 😭
July 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
absolutelyrachel.bsky.social
And once again my D&D campaign goes on permanent hiatus 😭
July 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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So good news - the Instagram video editor is not horrible so I guess I can survive video editing. Maybe.
absolutelyrachel.bsky.social AbsolutelyRachel @absolutelyrachel.bsky.social · Jul 14
I want to start posting more on Instagram with my other accounts, but they heavily favor short form videos and I just really hate video editing 😭
July 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I want to start posting more on Instagram with my other accounts, but they heavily favor short form videos and I just really hate video editing 😭
July 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
You are not more likely to be killed by a coconut than a shark. This is a statistical error.

Coconuts Georg, who lives under a coconut tree and is killed by 10,000 coconuts a year is an outlier and should not have been counted.
June 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I am finally far enough in my "forever DM" era that I no longer want to play serious characters. I just want to play silly little guys.

So I got my kenku klepto wizard... my girlie pop paladin... eldest daughter barbarian...
June 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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iamdad.bsky.social
June 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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So I do radiation safety at my job and bombing things???? That's like really bad.
June 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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joshuajfriedman.com
AOC: “It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.”
The President's disastrous decision to bomb Iran without authorization is a grave violation of the Constitution and Congressional War Powers. He has impulsively risked launching a war that may ensnare us for generations. It is absolutely and clearly grounds for impeachment.
June 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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jamellebouie.net
illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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So, fiber didn't get installed today because the company's software glitched saying we were ready for install when they didn't have the infrastructure installed yet... And of course CenturyLink has one of the biggest outages today 🙃
June 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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iambrandontv.bsky.social
Here is a petition that you can sign to bring more attention to this matter

actionnetwork.org/petitions/pr...
June 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM