Absolutely Not Jeff
absolutelynotjeff.bsky.social
Absolutely Not Jeff
@absolutelynotjeff.bsky.social
• Perpetual cartoon character
• Fan of stuff and people
• Winner of Master He-Man 1989
• Dreamer of dreams
• Inappropriate lover of bread
The dice said “Did I stutter?!”
April 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m running through a campaign in the Nine Hells, and having Soul Coins as an added currency is spicing things up a lot. Don’t need to carry a bunch, some places accept them while others don’t. Maybe instead of a direct currency exchange rate, your Dwarven Tacos can be worth a gold bar.
January 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is the most High Tea D&D session and I love it. This looks like a blast!
January 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Genius
January 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Is that a capybara being Ratatouille'd by a gnome!?
January 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
a man taking a picture with a nikon camera
ALT: a man taking a picture with a nikon camera
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January 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Wait. This is actually really cool.
January 14, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Congratulations! ☺️
January 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
A warm hearth surrounded by loved ones.
January 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm a big fan of high stakes and intense danger, so atop a wizard's tower gets my heart pumping.
January 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My GM is on my team. They want me to succeed.

It gives me space to take wild ass risks and somehow, by the skin of my teeth, come out the other side (mostly) whole.

D&D 5e
November 24, 2024 at 4:15 AM