There is absolutely nothing wrong with deliberately lowballing people on Facebook marketplace.

Going to the McDonald's drive thru ordering a big marc

This was all a dollar I love being addicted to caffeine and dying.

Instagram comments are wild because people will literally sprint to their phone to comment that a woman or black person's content wasn't funny when nobody really asked.

Sat on the coldest toilet seat of my life and feel like I went into cardiac arrest.

I don't know which union plumber needs to hear this but please stop leaving monstrous Aquafina piss bottles in finished units. Also drink some water that shit looks like apple juice.

Kublai Khan TX is coworker music.

In-N-Out Burger legally can't stop you from challenging others to combat for their table. Double double-double rocks in my stomach.

In search of somebody who uses the word "please" politely as opposed to (strictly) assertively.

Me enjoying my ghost pepper chicken sandwich while watching the shift lead talk to his back of house like they're children I love you Popeye's on MLK.

People from the north east love home fries, the most atrocious breakfast food of all time. They simply cannot stop deriving ecstatic pleasure from eating unseasoned, raw potato cubes every morning

Mr. Krabs is canonically a member of the IRA.