Ang
@absoluteangles.bsky.social
music man by day, terminally gachaminded at night
sometimes a co-streamer
sometimes a co-streamer
every few years i suddenly care about the horns i play and go crazy finding shit to buy like a rabbit in heat but instead of procreation it's just "oh baby show me that .525 bore with an f trigger you dirty sunuvvabitch"
August 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
every few years i suddenly care about the horns i play and go crazy finding shit to buy like a rabbit in heat but instead of procreation it's just "oh baby show me that .525 bore with an f trigger you dirty sunuvvabitch"
was it smart to wake up at 4 am forcefully to preadjust to est? i hope. i may have packed my stuff in a half lucid state. missing my sleep mask. in shambles.
July 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
was it smart to wake up at 4 am forcefully to preadjust to est? i hope. i may have packed my stuff in a half lucid state. missing my sleep mask. in shambles.
i did expect to become umapilled but not to the point where i am crying over getting maruzensky an A aptitude in dirt, looping generations of horses. i have a farm of 500 horses cultivated over 40+ hours. god is real and he does hard checks on wit.
July 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i did expect to become umapilled but not to the point where i am crying over getting maruzensky an A aptitude in dirt, looping generations of horses. i have a farm of 500 horses cultivated over 40+ hours. god is real and he does hard checks on wit.
i need more of the western world to embrace bidets. you don't have to fold 15 sheets of one ply. you can live in luxury for less than $40 usd. decrease the cases of doodoo fingers in the world.
April 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
i need more of the western world to embrace bidets. you don't have to fold 15 sheets of one ply. you can live in luxury for less than $40 usd. decrease the cases of doodoo fingers in the world.
speedrunning vivian trust and eous gets the vibe of these conversations about 0.5 messages in
April 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
speedrunning vivian trust and eous gets the vibe of these conversations about 0.5 messages in
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SPLIT ON DEEZ FICTIONAL TALES
www.twitch.tv/sparrowphant...
www.twitch.tv/sparrowphant...
April 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
SPLIT ON DEEZ FICTIONAL TALES
www.twitch.tv/sparrowphant...
www.twitch.tv/sparrowphant...
been bumping my fucking knees on bedframe at my parent's guestroom. every time i walk by it. i have never considered arson against one piece of furniture until now
April 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
been bumping my fucking knees on bedframe at my parent's guestroom. every time i walk by it. i have never considered arson against one piece of furniture until now
one of the things about traveling now is that weather feels alien. there is humidity and rain and snow out there. we just let it happen now
March 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
one of the things about traveling now is that weather feels alien. there is humidity and rain and snow out there. we just let it happen now
can someone explain to to me why 50% of gacha games played in my immediate circles all decided that "yea let's have a FISHING EVENT WHOO" am i unaware of the great fishing holiday in asia or
March 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
can someone explain to to me why 50% of gacha games played in my immediate circles all decided that "yea let's have a FISHING EVENT WHOO" am i unaware of the great fishing holiday in asia or
scientifically proven that the earlier you have to leave for something the softer your bed feels in that very moment
March 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
scientifically proven that the earlier you have to leave for something the softer your bed feels in that very moment
when the moc12 hp inflation hits
February 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
when the moc12 hp inflation hits
after finally cleaning the garage i never want to see 113 lbs of cardboard ever again
February 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
after finally cleaning the garage i never want to see 113 lbs of cardboard ever again
okay i'm getting scared now time to legit get final destination'd
February 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
okay i'm getting scared now time to legit get final destination'd
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Ang does a fantastic Moai impression.
@sparrowphantasm.bsky.social
@sparrowphantasm.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ang does a fantastic Moai impression.
@sparrowphantasm.bsky.social
@sparrowphantasm.bsky.social
internet's been down at my place for a day now and I'm sure my cell provider is thrilled that my phone has been in permatether mode for equally as long
January 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
internet's been down at my place for a day now and I'm sure my cell provider is thrilled that my phone has been in permatether mode for equally as long
writing polys/fakeass neosoul groove is god awful, the alternative was writing everything in 30/16 and i would've STILL had to write 5:3 for the triplet
November 27, 2024 at 1:07 PM
writing polys/fakeass neosoul groove is god awful, the alternative was writing everything in 30/16 and i would've STILL had to write 5:3 for the triplet
Really? EVERYONE'S uncle works HERE??
November 9, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Really? EVERYONE'S uncle works HERE??
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nice going idiot, you're up one hour early
November 4, 2024 at 2:10 PM
nice going idiot, you're up one hour early
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it's a +16 flat def kinda day
October 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM
it's a +16 flat def kinda day
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you Ever think about life and Suddenly you have to urge to Stick your head under a hydraulic press
October 19, 2024 at 1:39 PM
you Ever think about life and Suddenly you have to urge to Stick your head under a hydraulic press
buying some kitschy $7 bowl of 3 tubes of gogurt squeezed atop ripoff granola bran and a mushy banana called "breakfast salad" has made me really reevaluate the value of food prepping
October 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
buying some kitschy $7 bowl of 3 tubes of gogurt squeezed atop ripoff granola bran and a mushy banana called "breakfast salad" has made me really reevaluate the value of food prepping