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citrus poltergeist
@absoluteabsolem.bsky.social
that's why i put stuff in the ad like ''are you a fan of interview with the vampire ?'' like. i want them to know that i'm dangerous

eden • mostly he, sometimes they • FR/ENG/ESP (wip)
#lrt una y otra vez, perú es clave
October 17, 2025 at 6:54 AM
September 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
moi écrivant ma lettre de motivation pr que la mutuelle valide mon bachelier
August 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
never beating the parody of myself allegations (i *did* actually find very cool stuff to do that has nothing to do with the royal family or the godforsaken wizard franchise god bless)
April 17, 2025 at 11:53 AM
la marque de croquettes de champips lance des sachets du coup je prends un lot mixte pour tester et regardez les ingrédients vrmt la meuf vit à babylone en ft. "agrémentés de framboise" ok excusez-moi
March 1, 2025 at 7:58 AM
crying
January 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
what does this MEAN
December 2, 2024 at 8:56 PM
haven't been here much bc i found a little baby under a car recently and now she's registered under my name and everything, she's keeping me busy. unexpected parenthood
November 29, 2023 at 11:01 AM