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AbsentBabe
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absinthebabe.bsky.social
get in hoes, we're taking a ride
Historical Melbourne tram displaying the destination "Explosive Fty" standing for Explosives Factory.
January 25, 2025 at 11:28 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
HES STILL FOLLOWING ME???
January 25, 2025 at 11:26 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
why the fuck are you following me? you even liked my Owl House post?!?!?!? are you just following me because i'm hot or something???
Twitter profile Colin J Ely (NM, ADM) <Button that reads "Follow Back"> @ColinJEly1 [Follows you] Traditionalist,Patriot, Pragmatist, Realist, Australian Citizens Party, Coomer, China and Russia are our friends, Support BRICS Not followed by anyone you're following The previously pictured user is one of a number of people who liked my tweet. Tweet reads "her last name is BLIGHT???? thats an aptonym if i've ever heard one"
January 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
the kind words of a pink haired stranger make all the negative interactions tonight all better /s, i just wish i'd been more present during the interaction to properly articulate that to them, and asking where they got their hair done.

in all - nighttime Melbournians be normal challenge failed.
Looking down at a young transgender woman with black hair wearing a red and white christmas-themed dress sits and gives a thumbs down to the camera. This shot shows more of her forehead and hair Looking down at a young transgender woman with black hair wearing a red and white christmas-themed dress sits and gives a thumbs down to the camera. The shot is cut off at the hair line, and at the bottom of the dress Around the back of her hair is a velvet bright red bow with small pearls
December 14, 2024 at 1:09 PM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
i needa post more pictures so ppl know how hot i am.
so uhh,, hi, im a bottom
A picture of myself taken at arms length from above
April 4, 2024 at 6:01 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
anything is a seat if you're creative enough.
feat. flawless removal of background characters
Me, wearing a black shirt, black pinafore dress, black beret and black headphones. I am sat atop Yarra Trams' "Bum Rests" on a B class tram. Normally these are meant to be used by leaning on them, but I elected to stand on them, my feet dangling above the floor. In the background Google Photos has attempted to remove some other people captured in the photo, but some areas simply appear as a blocky cream and grey smear.
March 4, 2024 at 8:17 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
even if the seat belt sign is off, keep your seat belt fastened if you can

Source: Passenger photo via avherald.com
Image of a missing "plug door" on a recent Alaska Airlines flight that failed in flight at 14,300 feet altitude. The nearby seats are damaged, and a large gap in the cabin wall approximately 2 square metres or 21 square feet in area had opened up.
January 10, 2024 at 1:00 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
did i always have girl cooties, or did i contract them when i transitioned?
Spongebob sitting at a table with a mug of coffee, hands together with fingers intertwined, looking slightly down. He is deep in thought, with a slight frown on his face
January 4, 2024 at 12:08 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
What the hell?? What did you do to her???
Victorian Railways steam locomotive R711 under maintenance in open air. The boiler and associated equipment has been removed, leaving only a frame, wheels, and mechanical paraphernalia strewn around.
December 2, 2023 at 4:51 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
I somehow beat my girlfriend at this. I am the master of masking
BetterMe Your trauma score is 41/50 [Red Text] Severe [End Red Text] (Red Semicircle with a dot near the top end of the scale) (Sad Axolotl in the middle) (Red Warning Symbol) The way you engage with the world and manage your emotions is being affected by your [Bold] negative childhood experiences.[End Bold] Behavioural science helps modify the way someone thinks to help change their behaviours
November 9, 2023 at 6:26 AM
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Historically I didm't listen to albums very much, but I've been getting more into it lately. This is my current obsession. Skeet an album you know every word to.
Orla Gartland's album Woman on the Internet. Orla stands wearing an orange patterned coat and orange hair looking longingly into the distance. She's in front of a long rolling British countryside. There's an oversided computer composited into the background, in a field.
October 8, 2023 at 6:22 AM
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the couple on this boat probably thinks i was creepily photogrpahing them with my 150mm zoom lens but i was just tryna get a picture of this Aperol boat
September 17, 2023 at 5:27 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
long bitch (it's 5:10pm)
August 16, 2023 at 9:11 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
other girls: okay so let me explain (opens ms paint)

me: okay so let me explain (opens desmos)
A desmos graph showing an exponentially increasing curve. It depicts the coin yield from bux exchange in the mobile game Pocket Planes
August 4, 2023 at 7:59 AM
absinthebabe.bsky.social
today i became that bitch who rocks up to kfc drunk like 15 minutes before closing
July 9, 2023 at 1:44 PM