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Absinthe
@absinthe.bsky.social
Lost between existence and the lack thereof. It/its or whatever pronouns strike your fancy.
I can't believe I'm going to have to detransition because of the fucking IELTS registration form. Thanks Obama. Aaaaaand tweet!
March 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hit my head on the wall again yesterday. Still kinda hurts lol

2023-01-13
August 14, 2023 at 2:41 AM
Going to transfer the art worth keeping from the old account over the next bit…
August 14, 2023 at 2:32 AM
Was confused why all the girls on Grindr were under the “paywall” label, before realizing that grindr had simply elected not to show any (free) trans women at all this time. Ty grindr, very cool.
August 10, 2023 at 3:34 AM
The only homes she’ll ever allow herself. Already slipping away. Closer than they appear.
August 9, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Just got he/him-ed by another trans person whilst wearing a dress and heels, it’s so joever.
August 6, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Reposted by Absinthe
finally i am free!!! this is @SweetSiniana a deranged woman from twitter!!!
July 26, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Deeply hate that the stripey flag country is so off the rails, that the orange man bad feels like the *moderate* candidate in his party? Completely baffled.
July 6, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Extremely normal boy who is confused why he can’t relate to either the boy or the girl in the straight pnoro, but feels very comfortable watching the ones with animated girls with dcks… Why is he like this do you think?
July 6, 2023 at 5:36 PM
A girl and her brother desperately wandering the mall, one softly mumbling “gau gau” to the other every time they turn a corner and their mother hasn’t magically appeared.
July 5, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Struggling to cope with how when accidentally bite or c hoke girls due to irresistible compulsions, the response basically every time has been that they tell a biter how cute and adorable it was that she did that. Shockingly, this response has not led to a reduction in behaviour.
July 4, 2023 at 1:47 AM
How come when you drive hundreds of kilometres away from the beautiful women, they are far away and cannot be cuddled without driving back? Why would God do this to women? ;-;
July 3, 2023 at 10:43 PM
Ain’t nothing like trying to walk when the flashing pain coming from your hip socket is enough to make your eyes twitch :]
July 3, 2023 at 10:07 PM