abbie
@absaif.com
ᝰ Writer • horror / sci fi / weird ⚲ London
𓆤 THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY
Coming soon, hopefully
𓁹 EVERGREEN
Work in progress
𓆤 THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY
Coming soon, hopefully
𓁹 EVERGREEN
Work in progress
I’ve gone and gamified the writing journey of manuscript 2, because my little rodent brain needs little itty bits of dopamine as I run the hamster wheel
And it’s working
And it’s working
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I’ve gone and gamified the writing journey of manuscript 2, because my little rodent brain needs little itty bits of dopamine as I run the hamster wheel
And it’s working
And it’s working
2700 words today! Act 1 is in the bag
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
2700 words today! Act 1 is in the bag
Reading Vigil by George Saunders
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Reading Vigil by George Saunders
Sophomoric scenes of me writing my second book
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Sophomoric scenes of me writing my second book
Similarly, many of the things I enjoyed about Service Model and most robo-fic is why Vision and Ultron, C and B list characters in the Marvel comics and movies respectfully, are my favourite characters in the the 300 character+ pantheon.
And this is my favourite scene in the entire MCU.
And this is my favourite scene in the entire MCU.
January 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Similarly, many of the things I enjoyed about Service Model and most robo-fic is why Vision and Ultron, C and B list characters in the Marvel comics and movies respectfully, are my favourite characters in the the 300 character+ pantheon.
And this is my favourite scene in the entire MCU.
And this is my favourite scene in the entire MCU.
Oh to be sipping honeydew from a disholcaspis quercusmamma gall covered by sooty mold
January 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Oh to be sipping honeydew from a disholcaspis quercusmamma gall covered by sooty mold
This is brilliant punnery and it’s pretty much that. But instead of a cunty herbivore, it’s this
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This is brilliant punnery and it’s pretty much that. But instead of a cunty herbivore, it’s this
It’s giving surf dracula I’m afraid
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It’s giving surf dracula I’m afraid
Nice argument. Unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the cunty and demure oryx and you as the ominous and scheming damascus goat
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Nice argument. Unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the cunty and demure oryx and you as the ominous and scheming damascus goat
Five stars on Goodreads is not enough I need to make this my entire personality for a few weeks
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Five stars on Goodreads is not enough I need to make this my entire personality for a few weeks
Time travelling to 1998 and showing Pokemon fans this image
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Time travelling to 1998 and showing Pokemon fans this image
Picked up an absolute stunner today
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Picked up an absolute stunner today
Are you happy to be in Paris?
October 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Are you happy to be in Paris?
The way this happened to me at least once every batch
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The way this happened to me at least once every batch
Gave my phone a minimalist makeover, that’ll quell the psychic damage it emits
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Gave my phone a minimalist makeover, that’ll quell the psychic damage it emits
I’ve submitted my manuscript to a first batch of 14 agents time to call it a night before I lose it
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’ve submitted my manuscript to a first batch of 14 agents time to call it a night before I lose it
61k words I am almost freeeeeee
Don’t get me wrong it’s been an absolute joy
Don’t get me wrong it’s been an absolute joy
August 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
61k words I am almost freeeeeee
Don’t get me wrong it’s been an absolute joy
Don’t get me wrong it’s been an absolute joy
44k words out of a hopeful 65-70k. In the final stretch lads
August 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
44k words out of a hopeful 65-70k. In the final stretch lads
Not me writing a big horror scene and scaring myself
August 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Not me writing a big horror scene and scaring myself
You can see what they’re playing right now when they’re online but the page in the friends list that shows you all the games they’ve been playing is gone
June 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You can see what they’re playing right now when they’re online but the page in the friends list that shows you all the games they’ve been playing is gone
Act 1 done and I am enjoying it??? Count your days Pulitzer
May 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Act 1 done and I am enjoying it??? Count your days Pulitzer