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ᝰ Writer • horror / sci fi / weird ⚲ London

𓆤 THEY CRAWLED ACROSS MY BODY
Coming soon, hopefully

𓁹 EVERGREEN
Work in progress
I’ve gone and gamified the writing journey of manuscript 2, because my little rodent brain needs little itty bits of dopamine as I run the hamster wheel

And it’s working
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
2700 words today! Act 1 is in the bag
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Reading Vigil by George Saunders
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Sophomoric scenes of me writing my second book
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Similarly, many of the things I enjoyed about Service Model and most robo-fic is why Vision and Ultron, C and B list characters in the Marvel comics and movies respectfully, are my favourite characters in the the 300 character+ pantheon.

And this is my favourite scene in the entire MCU.
January 16, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Oh to be sipping honeydew from a disholcaspis quercusmamma gall covered by sooty mold
January 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
This is brilliant punnery and it’s pretty much that. But instead of a cunty herbivore, it’s this
December 20, 2025 at 12:34 PM
It’s giving surf dracula I’m afraid
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Nice argument. Unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the cunty and demure oryx and you as the ominous and scheming damascus goat
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Five stars on Goodreads is not enough I need to make this my entire personality for a few weeks
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Time travelling to 1998 and showing Pokemon fans this image
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Picked up an absolute stunner today
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Are you happy to be in Paris?
October 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The gang!!
October 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Three short kings
October 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Big night ahead
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The way this happened to me at least once every batch
October 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Gave my phone a minimalist makeover, that’ll quell the psychic damage it emits
October 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
I’ve submitted my manuscript to a first batch of 14 agents time to call it a night before I lose it
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I mean
August 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
61k words I am almost freeeeeee

Don’t get me wrong it’s been an absolute joy
August 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
44k words out of a hopeful 65-70k. In the final stretch lads
August 2, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not me writing a big horror scene and scaring myself
August 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You can see what they’re playing right now when they’re online but the page in the friends list that shows you all the games they’ve been playing is gone
June 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Act 1 done and I am enjoying it??? Count your days Pulitzer
May 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM