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ˢᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ ⁱ, ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ᵇᵃᵈ ʳᵃᵖ, ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵖʳᵉᵗᵉⁿᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ'ˢ ᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵗᵃˡᵏᵉᵈ ᵇᵉʰⁱⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ.

- Pierrot
Pinned
ˢᵒʳʳʸ, ᵈⁱᵈ ⁱ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ? ⁱ'ᵐ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵒᵒᵍᵉʸᵐᵃⁿ, ⁱ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᵉᵉˡ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᵉᵃʳᵗ ᵇᵉᵃᵗ ʳᵃᶜⁱⁿᵍ.
Everyone else is cooler, obviously.

Except Jinu.
August 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Wrong?
From what he knows there was a k-pop boy band who had a guy who covered his eyes.

He'd like to meet him.
August 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
We never classify Baby as a twink. I feel like he can beat all of us if he actually tried.
Hmmm…

Romance I can definitely see being a twink.

Mystery? Maybe.

Baby is his own separate thing. I dunno what to make of him.
August 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm not wrong.
You just love calling the rest of us twinks.

I’m not even a twink!

[Denial is a river in Egypt.]
Mystery and Romance would flirt with me. The only real respectable twinks here.
August 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I DO BE FUCKING-
August 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Mystery and Romance would flirt with me. The only real respectable twinks here.
August 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I am a creature and I do be fu-
August 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
🥺
August 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
//you missed me and you know it
August 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Flexing his shirt off-
August 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
//time to disappear again
August 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Let me go freshen up-
August 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
😔
August 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Sorry. All I heard was twink.
WHEN DID I SAY I WAS THE TWINK CRASHING OUT????
August 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You're greek???
Greek twink is crashing out.
August 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
//so Netflix and Samsung themes has a promo. Say hello to my new theme
August 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I've seen hotter.
I can't believe I have an idol chasing me. Ugh, this is the cross I must bear by being unbearably hot.
August 6, 2025 at 9:28 PM
//I'm at work how dare you
August 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sorry, I don't go for uncool twinks.
Ooooo you want me so bad ooooooo you can't catch me
Eats ur soul no miss
August 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Eats ur soul no miss
This is you right now.
August 6, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Because people are sweet like soda pop.
Eating-?

OH. Right. Love. Why would he tell me..?

Ah never mind. I KNEW IT WAS SODA POP.
No no no. Listen.

It's soda POP. And we're singing about eating people-

Love. We're singing about love.
August 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
No no no. Listen.

It's soda POP. And we're singing about eating people-

Love. We're singing about love.
IT'S ABOUT SEX!?

Dude, I had no idea. Soda top it is then.
No, Bro. It's a song about sex, so they're saying soda top.
August 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Well, my writer apparently thinks that writing a goth chick is more fun.
July 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I'm failing to see how that's my problem.
July 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM