Alyssa
@abrownrigg.bsky.social
Hockey. Dogs. Music. Chronically exhausted.
The real measure of how much it snowed is how buried my dinosaur statues are.
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The real measure of how much it snowed is how buried my dinosaur statues are.
They solemnly accept their new duties
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They solemnly accept their new duties
Is there a way for both teams to win?
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is there a way for both teams to win?
I only switched to Tidal in October, but this tracks as far as my general taste in music goes.
December 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I only switched to Tidal in October, but this tracks as far as my general taste in music goes.
New banner incoming...
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
New banner incoming...
Depression has been kicking my ass lately, but I did have a brief moment of hope earlier that my brain chemistry will magically change with the seasons. Fingers crossed 🤞
October 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Depression has been kicking my ass lately, but I did have a brief moment of hope earlier that my brain chemistry will magically change with the seasons. Fingers crossed 🤞
New roommate. Not sure what their name is/should be, but I am sure that both my dogs’ prey drives are broken. How does this merit barely a sniff before leaving to take a nap? 🤦🏻♀️
July 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
New roommate. Not sure what their name is/should be, but I am sure that both my dogs’ prey drives are broken. How does this merit barely a sniff before leaving to take a nap? 🤦🏻♀️
Moving is such a pain in the ass. My blood is at least 50% energy drink at this point, and I’m still moving through a fog. On the bright side, we got to St. Paul in time for the Frost’s Walter Cup celebration!
May 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Moving is such a pain in the ass. My blood is at least 50% energy drink at this point, and I’m still moving through a fog. On the bright side, we got to St. Paul in time for the Frost’s Walter Cup celebration!
I graduated! This adorable pupper is courtesy of @brownriggy.bsky.social, who was the best, most supportive husband ever as I went back to school.
May 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I graduated! This adorable pupper is courtesy of @brownriggy.bsky.social, who was the best, most supportive husband ever as I went back to school.
My kids are the absolute cutest and understand how awesome goalies are. I never thought they’d follow me into a hockey obsession, but I love that they have.
May 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My kids are the absolute cutest and understand how awesome goalies are. I never thought they’d follow me into a hockey obsession, but I love that they have.
This feels like a needlessly mean name for a fish. What did the Convict Tang ever do to ichthyologists?
May 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
This feels like a needlessly mean name for a fish. What did the Convict Tang ever do to ichthyologists?
Having a whiteboard desk with children is amazing. Also, the hype in my house when Martinook and Svechnikov take the ice is unreal. #RaiseUp baby!
April 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Having a whiteboard desk with children is amazing. Also, the hype in my house when Martinook and Svechnikov take the ice is unreal. #RaiseUp baby!
The Kraken may have lost last night but it was still great to watch them and the Wild in person 😍
March 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The Kraken may have lost last night but it was still great to watch them and the Wild in person 😍
Pro tip for productivity: make dialed in Sidney Crosby your lock screen so you’re filled with shame and a determination to work harder every time you pick up your phone.
Downsides include, but are not limited to, random middle of the night jump scares when you aren’t expecting this stare.
Downsides include, but are not limited to, random middle of the night jump scares when you aren’t expecting this stare.
March 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Pro tip for productivity: make dialed in Sidney Crosby your lock screen so you’re filled with shame and a determination to work harder every time you pick up your phone.
Downsides include, but are not limited to, random middle of the night jump scares when you aren’t expecting this stare.
Downsides include, but are not limited to, random middle of the night jump scares when you aren’t expecting this stare.
Putting this on and not taking it off until my period of mourning is over. I understand that #SeaKraken can’t just keep all my favorite players forever, but this one is rough.
March 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Putting this on and not taking it off until my period of mourning is over. I understand that #SeaKraken can’t just keep all my favorite players forever, but this one is rough.
My 10 year old has decided that #SeaKraken are no longer his second favorite team because they traded Gourde, and honestly…I get it. I’m sad.
March 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
My 10 year old has decided that #SeaKraken are no longer his second favorite team because they traded Gourde, and honestly…I get it. I’m sad.
Live look at the story I am supposed to be evaluating. Is there a constructive way to say “set this on fire and start from scratch?”
I am on day 3 of the illness from hell and this nonsense might be what does me in.
I am on day 3 of the illness from hell and this nonsense might be what does me in.
February 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Live look at the story I am supposed to be evaluating. Is there a constructive way to say “set this on fire and start from scratch?”
I am on day 3 of the illness from hell and this nonsense might be what does me in.
I am on day 3 of the illness from hell and this nonsense might be what does me in.
QuotePost with a picture you took in a National Park.
#NationalParkService America's Best Idea
The Grand Canyon is a spiritual experience. I loved this trip so much I took the photos to my tattoo artist for my first big piece.
#NationalParkService America's Best Idea
The Grand Canyon is a spiritual experience. I loved this trip so much I took the photos to my tattoo artist for my first big piece.
February 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
QuotePost with a picture you took in a National Park.
#NationalParkService America's Best Idea
The Grand Canyon is a spiritual experience. I loved this trip so much I took the photos to my tattoo artist for my first big piece.
#NationalParkService America's Best Idea
The Grand Canyon is a spiritual experience. I loved this trip so much I took the photos to my tattoo artist for my first big piece.
February 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sorry Dobes. Go Wild!
January 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sorry Dobes. Go Wild!
Kiddo #1 is also excited for hockey today! He’s a big fan of Moose and the Minnesota Wild; it’s rare to go 24 hours in our house without someone singing F-O-L-I-G-N-O to Hot to Go #mnwild
January 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Kiddo #1 is also excited for hockey today! He’s a big fan of Moose and the Minnesota Wild; it’s rare to go 24 hours in our house without someone singing F-O-L-I-G-N-O to Hot to Go #mnwild