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Anne B
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Everything is Reagan’s fault. (she, her, hers)

Personal account. Skeets are mine alone and do not represent the views of any brand or organization.
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Good morning.
Decades before he will blow Bill Clinton, Donald Trump shakes hands with the Throat Gpat herself, Nancy Reagan, as Ronald Reagan stands in the background wearing a tan suit
November 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Classic “I’m going to change the world” meme format: DONALD TRUMP: Hey! Remember that blowjob you got? BILL CLINTON: Yeah! At the White House, right? DONALD TRUMP: … BILL CLINTON (knowing look): At the White House, right?
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I’m putting all of us in timeout
Image of a still from the Michael Jordan doc, with a cutout of Monica Lewinsky over MJ’s face “Donald Trump: Blows Bill Clinton (Bubba) while Putin takes photos “Monica Lewinsky: … and I took that personally”
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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“Columbia. Engineered for whatever.” Especially fascism!
Just a couple of fascist bros in masks, sunglasses, and Columbia gear, in the Howard/Greenview area of Chicago, IL
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Waiting for me in junk mail when I got home from work:
An “emergency” fundraising letter from Charlie Kirk
September 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Homer Simpson to Bart Simpson: “… SO FAR”
September 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Image of a garbage truck with WHOLE MAN DISPOSAL SERVICES printed on its side and the company motto (“YES, THE ENTIRE MAN”) underneath
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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In a typically cynical move, the @sfchronicle put its (broken!) “search your address” map behind a fucking paywall.
“Look up your address!!!” says the San Francisco Chronicle to its readers, three hours before the tsunami hits The San Francisco Chronicle’s paywall page, complete with its ugly “SPECIAL OFFER”
July 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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“My people”

Would those be the other eleven people nestled in the carton he found himself in at Whole Foods
Notable egghead Marc Andreessen, looking out from his perfectly egg-shaped head at something to his left
July 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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The r/LeopardsAteMyFace subreddit remains undefeated
The top comments on the LeopardsEatingFaces Reddit post about Trump’s Epstein tweet (“STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!l), all of which have the same avatar (creepy bald JD Vance on a purple background)
July 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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NO FUCKING SHIT, OURA RING
“Your body has experienced more stress than usual today” - my Oura Ring app
July 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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One of the funniest things about the Onion print issues are the phantom sections.

There’s no section D!
Top of the Highlights section of The Onion: “Stephen Miller’s Forehead Vein Lunges Out To Catch Passing Bird”
July 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Not sure who’s organizing this, but at this point I don’t care
Protest announcement: “mass mobilization from LA to The Bay: ICE out! Monday 6/9 @ 6 pm, 24th & Mission BART Plaza, SF”
June 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Gynocentric communication
President-in-Exile Kamala D. Harris, dressed in a white suit, gives a cake on a bakery counter a come-hither look
June 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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The Trump Administration right now:
Stewardess Elaine addresses passengers from the cockpit: “by the way, is there anyone on board who can fly a plane?”
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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The word “GOODBYE” spelled out on a hill in the final episode of M.A.S.H.
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Pope Veronica. It’s my confirmation name, and also …
A disheveled Veronica Sawyer smiles one last time at her ex, JD, with an unlit cigarette in her mouth (“Heathers,” 1989)
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Happy 27th birthday to Luigi Mangione, Patron Saint of Righteous Consequences
Fan art depicting Luigi Mangione as a Catholic saint, with green robes, gold halo, and red sacred heart
May 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Sandy, Frenchie, and the rest of the girls in Grease sing “GOODBYE, EARL”
May 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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LMAO
Light mode (for a very slow boomer recipient) of a cropped response in which the troll blames its phone for its obvious ignorance
April 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Inside you there are two wolves
Johnny Utah, undercover Fed, looks with horror at his undercover bestie Bodhi, the blond surfer, wearing a full-head Reagan mask as he robs a bank
April 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Never forget
Katy Perry, wearing a shiny maroon dress and black gloves, poses with the Cybertruck Elon Musk gave her in an April 2024 thank-you tweet from Katy to Elon
April 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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A cop complimented me on my shirt. “That’s funny. Great band.” It’s this one.
Black t-shirt with green and white lettering: “Dropkick Murphys” on the front, “FIGHTING NAZIS SINCE 1996” on the back
April 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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July 2023 tweet by Elon Musk’s current welfare babymama Ashley St. Clair: “If women have the ‘right’ to abortion, men should have the option to not pay child support.”
April 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.

Hard mode: No villains
Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) stands in his office in The X-Files
March 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM