Every time I open Threads it’s like looking into an alternate universe where nothing of significance has ever happened and the most important thing going on is some niche interpersonal drama or some pop culture “debate” about an episode of S*uth P*rk.

Forgetting to post on here but I'm playing a show next Wednesday (July 2!) at Uncommon Ground! Come thru!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/alyssa-bra...

Creamy carrot sesame soup! And I didn’t even need to create a swirling vortex of boiling liquid!

Wild that this hoodie is almost 5 years old huh 😅

Processing the Severance finale

I am playing a show on WEDNESDAY!!!! super excited so come thru

I can’t believe TikTok is getting banned when I’m EXTREMELY famous on there and ONLY on there. Here’s proof 👇

Chicago!!!! I’m playing a show Feb 1 at Reggie’s with Tala Silva, Gayun Cannon, and Matcha Dreams. Come thru!!!!! www.ticketweb.com/event/tala-s...

Ok but do we think this is what happened before Biden pardoned his son

100% of proceeds from my song are being donated! I have raised $261 for Palestinians so far. Receipts and more info here: docs.google.com/document/d/1...

When you're sacrificing human lives to the "social progress" machine are you doing social progress right?