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Abraxas
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Marvel Nerd
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Pansexual 💗💛💙
I'm more of the Drew Brees of comedy. I swoop in for an absolute banger, legendary joke that lands me up there in GOAT conversations, only to dissappear forever.
January 10, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Orinoco Flow goes pretty crazy ngl
January 10, 2026 at 7:36 AM
But when is Trump and Putins wedding?
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Finally a white man gets some recognition around here. Maybe 2026 will be the year for them.
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The cinematography looked neat, but I never got around to seeing it because it left the larger screens by the time I had time to see it.
January 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Yeah, unless I win big.
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December 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sorry... Forgot an R
a spider-man is doing a handstand on the ground .
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December 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Aight so...
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December 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oh I'm sorry, do you have El Condor Pasa Kukulkan Warrior?
December 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
And I still couldn't take it seriously
December 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me 🤚
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
You don't get thrown off Hell in a Cell by the Undertaker and plummet 16ft through an announcer's table without being a real one.
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm gonna side with Uwe Boll. Someone who puts out creative works, that brings joy to no one. A perfect middle ground.
December 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM