Is the context of this more like "I haven't gotten to talk to the training staff, so I don't know the specifics of what's going on" as opposed to "I dunno *if* he's injured or not"?

It reads like the latter in a vacuum, but surely it's actually the former, yeah?

She did it in Portland in 2023, why not again? (do not ask me how many goals she has scored between now and then, I assure you it is *checks notes* more than one)

Did Ella do it when she went on that mini-heater last year?

There's a joke in here about the sideline being too far left for his liking idk the pieces are there

There is absolutely no chance John Tolkin doesn't think the earth is flat

But Matt, if I don't have anything to complain about, I'll have to instead ponder my own mortality and the nature of fascism and the impact of climate change and....uh....what were we talking about again?

If that wasn't deliberate...I don't know what deliberate means

Yessir

Missing their most incisive final-third passer (Lavelle, Rose) sure hasn't helped this season!

I have said that about crosschecking aloud to anyone unfortunate to sit next to me while I watch an NHL game for several years and I deeply appreciate your validation

at what inning in this streak did you realize how perfect this joke setup is

Andres Reyes red card

Never forget Brian Gibbons

I am blessed to see the end of the Nealy Martin Erasure Era