Koal 🏳️⚧️
@abrasivesoup.bsky.social
He/him || 24 years old ||
"ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴀʀᴅ ɪꜱ ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴀʟꜰ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪɴ ꜱɴᴏᴡ."
"ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴀʀᴅ ɪꜱ ʙᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ʜᴀʟꜰ ɪꜱ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ɪɴ ꜱɴᴏᴡ."
When you're so deep in your obsession you start buying the same shit you already own.
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
When you're so deep in your obsession you start buying the same shit you already own.
It's coming together. I love it sm
December 4, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's coming together. I love it sm
Mother Mother is always number 2. SOAD is also always in the top 5.
Every single year. It's like clock work.
Bbno$ awakened like a sleeper agent.
Every single year. It's like clock work.
Bbno$ awakened like a sleeper agent.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Mother Mother is always number 2. SOAD is also always in the top 5.
Every single year. It's like clock work.
Bbno$ awakened like a sleeper agent.
Every single year. It's like clock work.
Bbno$ awakened like a sleeper agent.
Assigned millennial by Spotify wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Assigned millennial by Spotify wrapped.
Exciting shit.
Also I'm gonna hang the Falchion above my bed. No one will stop me.
Also I'm gonna hang the Falchion above my bed. No one will stop me.
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Exciting shit.
Also I'm gonna hang the Falchion above my bed. No one will stop me.
Also I'm gonna hang the Falchion above my bed. No one will stop me.
Day 2 and it's all coming together nicely already
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Day 2 and it's all coming together nicely already
I got the tv hooked up and the first thing opening my electronics is the Holy grail.
My ResE5 PS3;;;
My beloved.
My ResE5 PS3;;;
My beloved.
December 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I got the tv hooked up and the first thing opening my electronics is the Holy grail.
My ResE5 PS3;;;
My beloved.
My ResE5 PS3;;;
My beloved.
It's days like these that are really gender affirming.
I lifted a bunch of heavy stuff for 10 hours straight.
And I look in my new fridge and all that's there is ramen, alcohol, and Mtn dew
I lifted a bunch of heavy stuff for 10 hours straight.
And I look in my new fridge and all that's there is ramen, alcohol, and Mtn dew
December 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It's days like these that are really gender affirming.
I lifted a bunch of heavy stuff for 10 hours straight.
And I look in my new fridge and all that's there is ramen, alcohol, and Mtn dew
I lifted a bunch of heavy stuff for 10 hours straight.
And I look in my new fridge and all that's there is ramen, alcohol, and Mtn dew
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She's yelly.
She won't shut up-
She won't shut up-
November 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
She's yelly.
She won't shut up-
She won't shut up-
Constantly mourning Bernadetta's hair in 3 hopes.
Who tf is her hair stylist. File a lawsuit.
Who tf is her hair stylist. File a lawsuit.
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Constantly mourning Bernadetta's hair in 3 hopes.
Who tf is her hair stylist. File a lawsuit.
Who tf is her hair stylist. File a lawsuit.
Wait.
I might hit 5k by the end of the year.
Wait that would be so fucking crazy holy shit
I might hit 5k by the end of the year.
Wait that would be so fucking crazy holy shit
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wait.
I might hit 5k by the end of the year.
Wait that would be so fucking crazy holy shit
I might hit 5k by the end of the year.
Wait that would be so fucking crazy holy shit
She's fucking insane
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
She's fucking insane
How the fuck is this comfortable Temperance
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
How the fuck is this comfortable Temperance
I BEAT MY SPEEDRUN RECORD AND I BEAT STEEL SOUL.
I'M FUCKING AWESOME.
(My record was 13.5 hours for 100%).
I'M FUCKING AWESOME.
(My record was 13.5 hours for 100%).
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I BEAT MY SPEEDRUN RECORD AND I BEAT STEEL SOUL.
I'M FUCKING AWESOME.
(My record was 13.5 hours for 100%).
I'M FUCKING AWESOME.
(My record was 13.5 hours for 100%).
My family is a bunch of gamers except for my mom.
Which is why is super funny to ask her what her favorite games are.
Her favorite game is Centipede and... Get this.
Trauma Center Second Opinion on the Wii.
A fucking Atlus game.
Which is why is super funny to ask her what her favorite games are.
Her favorite game is Centipede and... Get this.
Trauma Center Second Opinion on the Wii.
A fucking Atlus game.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My family is a bunch of gamers except for my mom.
Which is why is super funny to ask her what her favorite games are.
Her favorite game is Centipede and... Get this.
Trauma Center Second Opinion on the Wii.
A fucking Atlus game.
Which is why is super funny to ask her what her favorite games are.
Her favorite game is Centipede and... Get this.
Trauma Center Second Opinion on the Wii.
A fucking Atlus game.
Best part about being a McDonald's manager...
Taking the POP after the promotion is over (Don't worry. I don't take them all.... I only own the ones I give a shit about.)
Taking the POP after the promotion is over (Don't worry. I don't take them all.... I only own the ones I give a shit about.)
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Best part about being a McDonald's manager...
Taking the POP after the promotion is over (Don't worry. I don't take them all.... I only own the ones I give a shit about.)
Taking the POP after the promotion is over (Don't worry. I don't take them all.... I only own the ones I give a shit about.)
Huh I wonder why my vhs player isn't working-
OH MY GOODNESS.
OH MY GOODNESS.
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Huh I wonder why my vhs player isn't working-
OH MY GOODNESS.
OH MY GOODNESS.
Packing things up and I found MY BABY. (I still don't know how to play it and I need to replace the strings.)
November 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Packing things up and I found MY BABY. (I still don't know how to play it and I need to replace the strings.)
Literally got sick at work but I'm waiting for the next manager to come in.
THEN MY FAVORITE COWORKER STARTS YELLING AT ME OVER THE PHONE.
Why do people befriend me at work just to get me to bend the rules for them?
(I don't even think that's the case for her but she thinks that I can fix it)
THEN MY FAVORITE COWORKER STARTS YELLING AT ME OVER THE PHONE.
Why do people befriend me at work just to get me to bend the rules for them?
(I don't even think that's the case for her but she thinks that I can fix it)
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Literally got sick at work but I'm waiting for the next manager to come in.
THEN MY FAVORITE COWORKER STARTS YELLING AT ME OVER THE PHONE.
Why do people befriend me at work just to get me to bend the rules for them?
(I don't even think that's the case for her but she thinks that I can fix it)
THEN MY FAVORITE COWORKER STARTS YELLING AT ME OVER THE PHONE.
Why do people befriend me at work just to get me to bend the rules for them?
(I don't even think that's the case for her but she thinks that I can fix it)
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
Listen. I was a G3 MLP kid. I never watched the movie but I replayed this to death on my fucking old ass yellow pc that I got from my grandpa.
Listen. I was a G3 MLP kid. I never watched the movie but I replayed this to death on my fucking old ass yellow pc that I got from my grandpa.
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.
Listen. I was a G3 MLP kid. I never watched the movie but I replayed this to death on my fucking old ass yellow pc that I got from my grandpa.
Listen. I was a G3 MLP kid. I never watched the movie but I replayed this to death on my fucking old ass yellow pc that I got from my grandpa.
She's butter pats
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
She's butter pats
I DID THAT. THAT'S ME RIGHT THERE
October 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I DID THAT. THAT'S ME RIGHT THERE
In the midst of me losing my house, I GOT NEW CHAIRS.
EVERYTHING IS BETTER. (It isn't better but hey I have nice chairs)
EVERYTHING IS BETTER. (It isn't better but hey I have nice chairs)
October 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
In the midst of me losing my house, I GOT NEW CHAIRS.
EVERYTHING IS BETTER. (It isn't better but hey I have nice chairs)
EVERYTHING IS BETTER. (It isn't better but hey I have nice chairs)